Little Johnny

**Boon Mee** · 11-06-2015, 05:52 PM

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”.

One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes

And I presumed that the dishwasher was broken.”

“Very good” said the teacher.

Another one said: “This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage,
I presume that the BMW wouldn’t start.”

“That’s excellent” says the teacher.

Little Johnny at the back of the classroom gets up and says: “Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house
With a newspaper under his arm and headed for the woods, I presume that...

The teacher interrupts him and says, “I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather
Was going to do,so you can’t presume anything."

Johnny says, “Please Teacher, let me finish my sentence.”

The teacher says, “Very well. Continue.”

“As I was saying, I saw my grandpa heading for the woods with a newspaper under his arm.

I presume he was going for a shit because he can’t read.”

**ltnt** · 11-06-2015, 06:21 PM

^Still can't green ya...you must be on the no greens list by the local deans of greens? Presume....yup!

**harrybarracuda** · 14-06-2015, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by ltnt

^Still can't green ya...you must be on the no greens list by the local deans of greens? Presume....yup!

Awwww a little dumbass lovefest how cute.

**Boon Mee** · 14-06-2015, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by ltnt

^Still can't green ya...you must be on the no greens list by the local deans of greens? Presume....yup!

Awwww a little dumbass lovefest how cute.

This isn't the thread to make your usual retarded comments - wank-stain...

**Iceman123** · 14-06-2015, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Awwww a little dumbass lovefest how cute.

Harry that joke was funny, you should try funny sometimes. Funny is free - even jerks like you can attain funny.

**harrybarracuda** · 14-06-2015, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Awwww a little dumbass lovefest how cute.

Harry that joke was funny, you should try funny sometimes. Funny is free - even jerks like you can attain funny.

I'm always funny in the lounge.

Now fukwit Booners is the one not realising it's meant for taking the piss.

**ltnt** · 15-06-2015, 09:09 AM

http://spectator.org/articles/63058/...lub-commissars

Try this one on for how comedy has and is changing...Jerry Steinfield and the progressive bigots...AKA Hairy.

**Boon Mee** · 25-06-2015, 06:44 AM

It's an old one but worth a repeat

**ltnt** · 25-06-2015, 07:30 AM

^Zactly!

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