Thread: Aussie Empathy

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in
front of them.

The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'
The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The Chinese businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'
The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him.'

'Hello, George' Said the Catholic Priest. 'What's wrong with that group Ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
George the greenkeeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free any time.'

The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls.'
The Aussie said, 'Why the can't they play at night?'

One shouldn't mock the Australians because they have the retard gene in their DNA from their forefathers coming from the stock of prostitutes and thieves, Its a shame how they think or don't think before they act or speak.

I think in the original joke the "aussie" was an "engineer"

Yeah...imagine the poms shipping us all to the shittiest ends of the earth...punishment .....who's larfin now...