"My self-esteem is so low that whenever I'm fortunate enough to be making love I imagine myself as someone else."
"When I was young my father told me that my mom wanted to give me away and keep the stork."
"I checked into an upscale hotel when there was a knock at the door the first evening. Upon opening the door I informed by the maid that she was there to turn down my bed for the night.
I replied, "It's okay. Many women have before so why should you be any different ?"
"My girlfriend got a sex manual. Too bad she is dyslexic. She keeps licking the pencil."