Thread: Scouser

Thatcher's dead, Fergie's retired and Liverpool are going to win the Premiership.

Somewhere there's a Scouser with a lamp and no wishes left.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Somewhere there's a Scouser with a lamp and no wishes left.

& is he wearing a Sergoi Tachini shellsuit?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Somewhere there's a Scouser with a lamp and no wishes left.

& is he wearing a Sergoi Tachini shellsuit?

And a cockney who had his lamp stolen.

How can you 'wear a Cockney'?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

s he wearing a Sergoi Tachini shellsuit?

And has his neighbour's hubcaps in his garage?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

How can you 'wear a Cockney'?

Pat him on the head for a long time.

she aint singin yet Kurgen

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Thatcher's dead, Fergie's retired and Liverpool are going to win the Premiership.
Somewhere there's a Scouser with a lamp and no wishes left.

I'm a scouser mate and I DO have a wish that is for anyone but the redshite to collect the trophy this year.
Saint Steven, f*cking hell, we'll never be rid of it, been to the chapel this morning praying they f*ck up.
Come on Chelski and come on Shitteh.

Dobella, after checking it appears I still have 1 wish left so don't be surprised if you wake up with your dick dripping green.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Dobella, after checking it appears I still have 1 wish left so don't be surprised if you wake up with your dick dripping green.

Kurgie mate, i'll take a dripping dick to the hospital anytime over your shite winning this.
They can take out my kidneys if that what it takes, you lot are so f*cking cocky and BTW we at the blue side are fed up with the ongoing tributes to the 98.

Originally Posted by dobella

Kurgie mate, i'll take a dripping dick to the hospital anytime over your shite winning this.
They can take out my kidneys if that what it takes, you lot are so f*cking cocky and BTW we at the blue side are fed up with the ongoing tributes to the 98.

Oh, 96 I forget the numbers that YOUR supporters pushed into the metal that day.

I just hope we win the title this year. It'll give us something else to remember for another 25 years.

^you now have every chance, and in a competitive year with a very decent Chelski and Man City, as well as 4 or 5 others who are competitive against the top teams.

It'll be a good win.

Ontheotherhand, if you didn't win the league this year, next year might be harder and you might no finish in the top 4. It really is time to step up to the plate.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

just hope we win the title this year. It'll give us something else to remember for another 25 years.

Yeah, your lot seem to dwell well on memories but have mental blocks about Heysel.