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    Modern times.

    Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?

    I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod .... and how was your day? This is what happens when old people start using technology!

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    Any coffee stains?...

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    Lucky you were not listening to the 1812 Overture!

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    ^Would shite himself for sure...with cannon...heh...

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