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    The Irish Medical Dictionary

    Artery: The study of paintings
    Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium: What you do when patients die.
    Benign: What you be, after you be eight.
    Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.
    Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
    Colic: A sheep dog.
    Coma: A punctuation mark.
    Dilate: To live long.
    Enema: Not a friend.
    Fester: Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula: A small lie.
    Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
    Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid: A higher offer.
    Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
    Node: I knew it.
    Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
    Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative: A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum: Nearly killed him.
    Secretion: Hiding something.
    Seizure: Roman emperor.
    Tablet: A small table.
    Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumour: One plus one more.
    Urine: Opposite of you're out.

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    55555 good one.

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    Addadicktome: Female to male transgender operation.

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    Nurse: "It's time for your medication"

    Patient, hiding in toilet " Who goes there? Friend or Enema?"

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    Heard that one ages ago in Dublin, but it was a down to a Yorkshire man there

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    I'm quarter Irish and that is a belter, ha ha.

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