This summer I was in Tagbilaran. During a drive with a tricyle the driver told me this story.

He was driving another foreigner and that man asked him which is the holiest City in the World?

The driver replied, Jerusalem?

No.

Maybe the Vatican City?

No, Tagbilaran, many holes in the streets.

OK maybe not too funny but I liked this from a tricycle driver.



All of those tricycle bear some citation, mostly from the bible. Boring, really, like "In God we trust" Well they have to, they can't trust their brakes or their driving skills. But I saw one I liked:

Don't leave your wallet in church. Somebody may think it's the answer to his prayer.