Thread: Little Johnny Strikes Again

One day in the late morning Little Johnny’s dad was home asleep after working all night when he heard a banging at the door. When he answered it he found Little Johnny there on the porch.

“Why aren’t you in school?” asked Dad checking his watch.

“They sent me home. I’m suspended for 3 days,” answered Little Johnny.

“And what did you do to get suspended?” asked Dad as Little Johnny entered and headed for the kitchen.

“I gave the wrong answer in math class,” said Little Johnny.

“Well, one,” answered Dad, “Since when did start suspending kids for wrong answers and, two, what was the question and your answer?”

“Well,” said Johnny, “she asked me what 6 times 3 is.”

“How could you get that wrong, Johnny?” Dad asked, “Math is your best subject!”

“I didn’t get it wrong,” answered Little Johnny, “I told her 6 times 3 equals 18.”

“Well then why did you get suspended?” asked Dad, becoming perturbed.

“Well,” said Johnny, “then she asked me what 3 times 6 is…
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“What the fuck is the difference!?!?” yelled Dad.

“That’s exactly what I said,” said Johnny, “and here I am now.”