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    1001 Pikey Jokes

    1. How many Pikeys does to take to change a light bulb?

    A. Just one, they'll screw anything.

    2. What's the first question at a Pikey Quiz Night?

    A. What you looking at?

    3. What do you call a Pikey in a box?

    A. Innit.

    4. What do you call a Pikey in a filing cabinet?

    A. Sorted.

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    You're a cad, Wills....

    Just keep pushing it, dontcha?



    Almost stalking like.....in a weird way.

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    5. How many Pikeys does it take to clean a floor?

    A. None, it's some uvver geezers job, innit?

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    6. What do you say to a Pikey in a suit?

    A. Will the defendant please rise.

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    What's Kingwilly"s favorite song?



    Donut forget me o my darling.

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    A young pikey girl was sitting with her mother the night before her wedding.
    Her mum said, "I'd like to talk to you about your wedding night. Your husband will want to put his most prized possession where you pee." Confused, the daughter asked, "But why would he put his tarmac rake in the sink ? "

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    9. What's a Pikey kids favourite song?

    A. The wheels on the house go round and round.

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    A group of pikeys turned up at the gates of heaven one day, asking for admittance.

    St. Peter said he'd have a word with the boss and get back to them in 10 minutes.

    Ten minutes later St. Peter gets back and called out to God: "They've gone!"

    "What, the pikeys?" asked God.

    "NO, the F***ING GATES!!"

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    11. I got into an argument with a pikey once and he threatened to get his Dad, his Uncle and his brother to bet me up.

    Imagine my relief when I discovered they are the same person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim View Post
    A group of pikeys turned up at the gates of heaven one day, asking for admittance.

    St. Peter said he'd have a word with the boss and get back to them in 10 minutes.

    Ten minutes later St. Peter gets back and called out to God: "They've gone!"

    "What, the pikeys?" asked God.

    "NO, the F***ING GATES!!"
    Yes Satonic brought that very old already!!!


    Your focking well with it,right up to date with it MOD

    Oh dear not another one on the upset list! This forum is not bias at all :rolleyes

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    Please stay on topic Gravey, do you have a joke to contribute or not?

    12. The EU has decided that the word Pikey os not politically correct, so now we'll call them Caravan Utilizing Nomadic Travelers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    5. How many Pikeys does it take to clean a floor?

    A. None, it's some uvver geezers job, innit?

    Mmmm......me thinks you're getting pikeys and cockneys mixed up, me old china.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    5. How many Pikeys does it take to clean a floor?

    A. None, it's some uvver geezers job, innit?

    Mmmm......me thinks you're getting pikeys and cockneys mixed up, me old china.
    The mans nothing but an arseholoe that every Pikey would no doubt shit over!!!

    Sorry major error any Pikey would shit all over this pretense Arsehole!

    If you are in fact an Ozzy Kingshit you bring nothing but shame on them,good man

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    Gravey, you're fukking up a good thread, this one is for jokes only. If you cannot play nicely fuck off. You already have several moaning threads in the dog house, go post on them.

    13. I've just renamed my wifi network to Police Surveillance Van #2; that'll fuck up my Pikey neighbours.

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    I think a pikey stole the other 987 pikey jokes,


    Crunt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    I think a pikey stole the other 987 pikey jokes,


    Crunt!
    The biggest joke is a cnut who only has tiny balls and would not dream of speaking in reality as he puts himself across on a forum

    What,s it like hiding Willy you fake twat ?

    Your WRONGEN 100% and many members know that.

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    Oh do fuck off and stop trolling threads that are not in the dog house.

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    Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys?

    It's called Go and Wash

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Oh do fuck off and stop trolling threads that are not in the dog house.
    Oh do shut the fuck up!

    I'm just adding my view to your brilliant thread

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    I was enjoying them jokes

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    Nice one Kurgen, green owed.

    15. A pikey just caught me in bed with his wife and daughter, I really thought he was going to kill us both.

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    A pikey got arrested in B&Q today for punching an African woman at the till. He claims it wasn't his fault as his father had told him to go in and get a Black and Decker.

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    A Pikey and his wife were discussing their sex life. The Pikey said, "I want to try that wheelbarrow position tonight." His wife asked, "What is that?" The Pikey told her, "You bend over, put your hands on the floor then I pick your legs up and take you from behind!"

    His wife said, "Hmm, okay, I'll do it on two conditions.. First, if it hurts you stop immediately and, second, .... we don't go down past my mother's house!"
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    A Pikeys son told him that he had sex with their neighbour's daughter last night for the first time. "Well done, son," he said, "I hope you used something though?" He replied, "Yeah, a balaclava!"

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