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    An Asian Girl Walks in to a Bar...

    An Asian girl walks into a bar and shouts "Tsis zuam saib xwb!"



    The barman asks "What's with the Hmong phrase?"




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    Certainly puts the hmmmm in Hmong

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    I suppose you had to be there

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    Nice to see you back Noodle but ermmm, am i the only one here that is a little confused about this post ?
    It is the joke section so... err.

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    I bet you have the guys in tears in the bar, Noodles

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    ^^ the long face

    yeah, i know, its still shit.

    this is what those red repo tomatoes were designed for

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    Maybe it's a dry joke?


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    In a bar in Bangkok somewhere as I type this


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    I miss tumbleweed.

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    What did the tumbleweed say to the telephone pole?

    Hello.


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    this was on facebook earlier noodles,took me ages to remember where i saw it, thanks mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Tsis zuam saib xwb
    if you translate this, you might save some face

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    On a English language board, I should not have to, and will not, run to Google to translate and decipher a joke.

    Maybe you do?

    Jy's rerig 'n dom doos.
    Last edited by FlyFree; 30-09-2012 at 11:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter
    this was on facebook earlier noodles
    Yeah it was him that posted it.

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    I'm still confused.

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    Nevermind dobella, remain ignorant in bliss.

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    I booked an Asian prostitute last night, but she arrived two hours late.
    She loved me wrong time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    An Asian girl walks into a bar and shouts "Tsis zuam saib xwb!"



    The barman asks "What's with the Hmong phrase?"
    Pope walks into a mosque and gets asked "Whats with the wrong faith?"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue View Post
    I booked an Asian prostitute last night, but she arrived two hours late.
    She loved me wrong time.
    Now that's funny.

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