Jones and his girlfriend are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Jones says, 'Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.

Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got any doubt, I'll be parked around the corner.

' She's out there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, 'How much?' She says, 'A hundred dollars'.

He says, 'Shit. All I've got is thirty'.

She says, 'Hold on.' She runs back to my boyfriend Jones and says, 'What can he get for thirty dollars?'

Jones says, 'A hand job'. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.

He says, 'Okay'.

She gets in the car; he unzips his pants and out pops a real HUGE male unit.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, 'I'll be right back.'

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly to Jones,

'Jones can you plz lend this guy seventy bucks?