View Poll Results: Anal Bleaching - Would you? Have you?

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    Anal Bleaching

    There is a saying in Thailand which is considered I believe a slight childish insult, that is Toot Dum, which translates as black bum, now we all know the Thais love affair with whitening creams, if the label has the word whitening in it it will sell by the truckload.

    I can see the Thai tv advertising campaigns, a beautiful pale skinned Thai lady, maybe putting the dirty laundry into the washing machine, as she bends over her pale skinned children jokingly call her toot dum, miracualously as she stands up she has a tube of Mistines all new anal bleaching cream in her hand, and explains to the tv audience how she uses anal bleaching cream, its gonna be a winner in Thailand, your Thai wives will want gallons of the stuff.

    Lets have a look at what the web has to say on anal bleaching, first up a few tips and tricks, thankfully we use bum guns in Thailand.


    Maintenance: If you are in the process or have completed bleaching your anal area there are just a few things to remember to keep your backside looking young. There is nothing to it really.
    1. Eat a diet high in fiber. This will result in firmer stool which should stain the area less.
    2. Use a moist wipe after bowel movements. When wiping, try to clean just inside the anus as well as the outside. This should result in less staining as well.
    3. Avoid dark, staining foods such as colas, coffee, red wine, grape juice.


    Anal Bleaching Maintenance Techniques


    A few tips on keeping the brown eye a bit pinker.




    Anal Bleach Really Works

    The first thing you need to know about anal bleaching and vaginal bleaching is that it is safe and it works! Anal bleaching is a growing trend that seems to be getting more and more popular as the days pass. The first to use these products were adult movie stars, dancers, and models with darker pigmentation in the anal and vaginal region.

    Featured on E! Network's program Dr. 90210, a recent episode showed adult video star Tabitha Stevens having the anal bleaching treatment done. Howard Stern also recently spoke to a salon owner on his show who offers a bleach service. The demand for the product started to grow even more when salons that offered brazilian waxing realized some clients were embarassed by their dark skin once their hair was removed. Because of this, it is now being done in salons everywhere and it has become an accepted practice in the general community for those who are embarassed by their darker skin around the genitals. Some people are still too shy or embarassed to go to a salon. This is why Lakshma has developed a safe and affordable solution.


    Anal Bleaching Cream - Buy at AnalBleaching.net


    It seems to be the in thing with all the movie stars.






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    Not for me.

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    I thought it was only porn stars who did it.

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    Pretty fucking gross...

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    porn stars do it and it does look good,

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    Didn't nawty do one of his self help threads on this a while back?

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    Bunch of Racist bastards, just wait til Panda and Antsy get done with ya.

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    is this a public poll ?

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    No, it's a pubic poll.

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    When they say tood dum do they mean the actual anus or those dark areas you sometimes see where they sit? Does tood dum mean someone who sits on their ass all day causing these areas?

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    ^ Who knows and who cares, me and noodles are going to be rich once we start selling our anal bleaching franchises in Thailand, Bangkok, Pattaya, Chiang Mai, Phuket, Koh Samui, beauty salons all over Thailand will be begging for our products and Noodles will be earning a fortune on teaching them how to use our special anal bleaching products, even Mr Earl and butterfly have shown quite a lot of interest, albeit so far only on Mr Noodles giving them personal tuition on using these making it pink products

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    I shall have a look for a color chart tonight to help people understand the nastiness of their dark colored anus, I shall also probably have a look at my own anus, I think a 20 point color chart would be enough, ie starfish pink to nasty rusty crusty brown, we could also probably do estimates of how many bottles of anal bleaching cream you would need to attain starfish pink from your present state.

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    What's wrong with the good old 'chocolate starfish'?


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    This is just plain sick...No toffee option

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    Fuzzy Bob, there is nothing wrong about being a abit shy about your anal bleaching activities, of course to help you over this shyness we shall be sending all your personal details to every member as a person that recommends anal bleaching

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    I'm just curious who the 2 sick fucks are that voted 'Yes I anal bleach often'...

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    No photo's again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib
    I'm just curious who the 2 sick fucks are that voted 'Yes I anal bleach often'...
    Why would you want to know? Everytime you read a post by them you'd be thinking about their bleached assholes!

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    Its got to sting a bit surely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    Its got to sting a bit surely.

    part of the charm

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    Its got to sting a bit surely.
    Maybe use Ajax instead.

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    Just found this photo of Noodles and DD practicing their techniques, reckon it will take a fair few bottles to bleach that area

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    Quote Originally Posted by slackula View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib
    I'm just curious who the 2 sick fucks are that voted 'Yes I anal bleach often'...
    Why would you want to know? Everytime you read a post by them you'd be thinking about their bleached assholes!
    Exactly...

    And to know enough to never shake their hand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    Its got to sting a bit surely.
    Maybe use Ajax instead.
    No thats anal scouring a totaly different treatment.

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    This would be a great thread for the weekly email, just a shame that "anal bleaching" would destine the email to the spam box.

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