View Poll Results: Anal Bleaching - Would you? Have you?

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  • Yes I anal bleach often

    9 26.47%
  • I might try it

    1 2.94%
  • I might get some for the wife - girlfriend - smallwife - gik

    6 17.65%
  • Is this real?

    11 32.35%
  • Not for me or mine

    14 41.18%
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  1. #26
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    I have in mind a specially angled mirror which allows the user to peer at their own bottom without the embarrasing need for a second opinion. Free with each mirror purchased is a rubber thumb for the internal application of the bleaching product (surplus stock from a failed business enterprise).

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    ^ webcams are good for looking at your own arse. Uhmmmmm, so I've heard anyway.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    webcams are good for looking at your own arse
    If one sat on a webcam coated in anal bleacher it would save having to wash ones hands. Maybe thats why some folk look blurred on their webcams.

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    I assume it is DIY ?

    Wondering if it sends the hairs white also, as that would juts look funny then..

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    salons in indo regularly do this thing.

    I think DD has just found a cheaper version of it for DIY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    Wondering if it sends the hairs white also, as that would juts look funny then..
    wax or pluck them.

    please.

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    So....could add plucking anal hairs to this thread then !!

    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...ood-times.html (good times.....)

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    Last week while getting an oil massage the girl said I had a beautiful toot.
    Maybe being in the ocean all day has cleaned me up.

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    yes....i hear ky has some whitening cream agent in it...

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    Is this product available on Amway?

    I could sell this door to door.


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    Bit painful on the old asteroids

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    I have been trying to get rid of a few decades of stained ring from all those years of dragging shit over ya crack with scratchy paper.....with bleach.

    Seems to be working ok for me and 7 years now of a 'no paper zone'.....and it is looking somewhat nicer......anyone wanna see ?
    I like poisoning my neighbours dogs till they die cos I'm a cnut

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    ...and we wonder why aliens don't just stop by and say 'hello!'.

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    Are you fucking kidding me, is this a joke or a fag game?

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    OK this is to much.

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    Gerbil man, you are the TD expert!

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    The Thailand Coffee Enema

    Of course the real problem starts if you like coffee enemas, how do you strike a balance between the pinkness you achieve through anal bleaching to the staining caused by coffee enemas, one of lifes unanswered questions I believe.

    But, maybe I have found the people to ask, here is something from Chiang Mai detox center, seems a bargain at only 800baht.

    Coffee Enema

    Coffee enemas are a wonderful way to stimulates the liver and cleanse the rectum. Freshly made organic coffee is allowed to cool to body temperature before being poured into an enema bag. Using the gentle force of gravity the coffee finds its way into the rectum and colon and is held there for 30 minutes.


    Coffee enemas detoxify the liver, stimulating both liver and gallbladder to remove toxins, open bile ducts, increase peristaltic action, and produce enzyme activity for healthy red blood cell formation and oxygen uptake. The coffee enema is a retention enema. Depending on your experience with enemas, you may prefer to have a water enema before-hand to help with retaining the coffee.



    Caffeine, theophylline and theobromine, combine to stimulate the relaxation of smooth muscles causing dilatation of blood vessels and bile ducts. The effects of having a coffee enema are not the same as drinking coffee. The veins of the anus are very close to the surface of the tissue. The caffeine is therefore absorbed more quickly (and in higher concentration) than it is in when coffee is drunk.


    To avoid over stimulation at night, it is best not to take coffee enemas in the evening, the best time being the morning or early afternoon.

    Coffee Enema

    And a nice video about coffee enemas.


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    Prefer my coffee with two sugars. Is this ok?

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    How about iced coffee?

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    Creamora is supposed to neutralize the acid in coffee, so should you use it in the coffee you are going to ram up your ass or should it be only used in coffee that you will drink.

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    But sticking a pint of freshly roasted suzuki coffee up your anus is going to cause staining, so how does a coffee enema man deal with that on his quest for a pink bleached anus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    man deal with that on his quest for a pink bleached anus
    Use more Creamora in it..

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    Wondered what that locked door at starbucks was for...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Propagator View Post
    Just found this photo of Noodles and DD practicing their techniques, reckon it will take a fair few bottles to bleach that area
    A couple of Benny Hills of the Italian Job...

    "I like them big!"

    So anyone partaking in a bit of the undercarriage grooming recently?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    salons in indo regularly do this thing.
    Seems like Willy is the expert. Even asked his local salon

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