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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    You don't have to trust women who say they are on the pill
    To be fair, unless they get a matchstick implanted in their upper arm, it's pretty hard to fake the progestin release one.








    A few have probably tried.

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    Tread carefully!

    Uni gets to be too much. Dosh from parents not panning out. The rich boyfriend is the answer to the problem.

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    ^ Desperate times call for desperate measures!

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    I'm not desperate enough to find a boyfriend just yet!


    #not.ruling.it.out

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    ^^^^Thai uni girls seem to be more liberated/ advanced than their counterparts in PH. I've never heard of anyone getting that in PH (whether uni girl, married, single, etc.) Which can explain the higher population in PH. (heh) But then, it's kind of a small victory that the PH govt was able to pass the reproductive health law, despite objections from church groups. The PH birth rate has decreased since covid, which I consider as a good thing.

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    ^ I've read that Thailand is just about number one in the world for teenage pregnancies.


    Nothing to do with me, of course.

    Regardless of location I'll be giving all the info and 'supplies' and options to my kid from the age of around 16, along with the mantra of 'no condom no sex'.

    Haven't researched it yet, but if 17 year olds can get that 5 year progestin arm implant I'll be strongly suggesting that, whether she thinks she'll be having sex or not.

    If there's one thing I know about, besides 3 letter scrabble words, it's little fookin' Lulus and their smiley sweet talk.


    Lovely to see ya back on here K-pop, have a really lovely day.

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    ^Thanks lulu, have a lovely day & weekend too.

    Just for info:

    "Though the risk is very low, birth control medications may, in certain women, increase the chance of developing varicose veins and blood clots in the legs."

    Birth Control & Varicose Veins | How They're Related.

    ^I first heard abt pills & varicose veins from my elder sister. She does have some prominent veins in her legs. Have also noticed it in other women but I don't know if it was due to pills or other factors (like having a job which requires standing for long periods of time e.g. sales ladies)

    Maybe Misskit can chime in...

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    ^ I took birth control pills for years. Still no varicose veins. Knock on wood.

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    ^thanks for the input, misskit. Maybe it varies from person to person, kinda like breast or ovarian cancer. My sister (for a time) did have a job which required prolonged standing - so maybe that was a factor too. I can't give input since I didn't/ don't take pills.

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    I have been using the Vatican endorsed withdrawal method* for 37 years without mishap (AFAIK) to date** (touch woody)

    For the first 20 years I used to make the gross imposition of blowing my load on the lady's tummy (or back) and then mop up with tissues/towels

    However that can be a bit nerve-wracking when one is involved with a lady who has expressed a strong desire to become pregnant; so, latterly I have been blowing the blessed baby batter in my own hand and then running to the bathroom to wash up, which is less messy, and more civilised for the lady I think, and less guddle and hassle all round in general.

    Getting a vasectomy in Thailand.-popethumb-jpg

    *actually I just googled it and apparently coitus interruptus is against the rules; but, I think if you were genuinely under the impression that is was above board, then it probably does not count as a sin

    **Who knows, maybe I have been firing blanks for 37 years.

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    Td,s top shagger doing us proud. The first 20 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    I have been using the Vatican endorsed withdrawal method* for 37 years without mishap (AFAIK) to date** (touch woody)

    For the first 20 years I used to make the gross imposition of blowing my load on the lady's tummy (or back) and then mop up with tissues/towels

    However that can be a bit nerve-wracking when one is involved with a lady who has expressed a strong desire to become pregnant; so, latterly I have been blowing the blessed baby batter in my own hand and then running to the bathroom to wash up, which is less messy, and more civilised for the lady I think, and less guddle and hassle all round in general.

    Getting a vasectomy in Thailand.-popethumb-jpg

    *actually I just googled it and apparently coitus interruptus is against the rules; but, I think if you were genuinely under the impression that is was above board, then it probably does not count as a sin

    **Who knows, maybe I have been firing blanks for 37 years.
    Nipping off to wash after sex is so unromantic, jut when she want to talk.
    Try convincing her it is a high protein milk shake and any drops that miss are o good facial treatment.

    You can benefit by telling her it’s rude to talk with your mouth full!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Nipping off to wash after sex is so unromantic
    This sounds dreadfully soppy, but, cuddling afterwards is my favourite part of sex. That is when your brain gets flooded with oxytocin which often causes me to fall into a dreamlike torpor for 10-15 minutes.

    I think waking from this micro-dream is possibly the most blissful peak of human conscious experience.

    When I nip to the sink to wash, it is literally for 30 seconds and I am back in the sack for a somnolent snuggle.

    It is actually ladies sometimes disappearing to shower that I have to protest most loudly about, and sometimes have to herd them back to the bed with protestations of neglect of the best bit. There is a finite window where the oxytocin snuggle works and I try to explain that this moment needs to be seized, and that showering, if it is required (which it usually is not, since I have taken great care not to spray her with batter) can wait till later.

    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    jut when she want to talk
    Talking is the other cardinal crime that has to be avoided for half an hour to really let the oxytocin taps open up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    I'm not desperate enough to find a boyfriend just yet!
    How much did your arm matchstick cost

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    #not.ruling.it.out
    Illegitimi non carborundum

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    Edmond, you need to become a master of this kind of martial art :


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    Looks less painful than reading some of The Doghouse threads.

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    Tiz awfully sad. Awfully sad

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    Even done "correctly" the withdrawal method has a 4% failure rate, mainly due to the presence of sperm in the pre-ejeculate, although studies do vary. Withdrawal also offers no protection against STDs.

    Someone using this method for years with no problem may well be firing blanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Even done "correctly" the withdrawal method has a 4% failure rate, mainly due to the presence of sperm in the pre-ejeculate, although studies do vary. Withdrawal also offers no protection against STDs.

    Someone using this method for years with no problem may well be firing blanks.
    Explains why Edboyo hasn't thanked me for my daily greens, a pint of Camomile with no head please be very welcome.

    Let me know when the nectar infusion is brewing on and I'll send one of my elves round to collect so you don't have to stir, some of them are so hansum you may never look at a woman again, saving the need for the snip, be warned they only take their teeth out at goblin parties though.
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    ^^I may need to invest in a festive microscope stocking-filler to investigate

    Look out for the results in the 'post a photo you took yourself' thread!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Even done "correctly" the withdrawal method has a 4% failure rate, mainly due to the presence of sperm in the pre-ejeculate, although studies do vary. Withdrawal also offers no protection against STDs.

    Someone using this method for years with no problem may well be firing blanks.
    The bigger problem is the risk of disease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    The bigger problem is the risk of disease.
    Says a lot about your choice of women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    mainly due to the presence of sperm in the pre-ejeculate,
    Aint that the truth.

    A girl from 14 years ago has recently contacted me to tell me she had my TWINS.

    It was the worst shag of my life, we were pilled up at a party and went through the house for a fumble. I just wanted to be back in the kitchen shooting the shit with the lads.

    Didn't even cum.

    She was tidy tho.
    Lang may yer lum reek...

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