Originally Posted by
taxexile
Bloody hell stumpy.
You put mother teresa, jesus christ, michael jordan, charles darwin and nelson mandela to shame what with your swimming, your triathlons, your fearless exploring of the jungle surrounding the ponderosa, your engineering work, your woodwork, your healing of the sick, your attendance at everyones weddings and the thousands of good deeds you dispense to the less forunate on a daily basis, etc.etc.etc.
And Its a good job you spend so much time telling us all about it too, otherwise how would we know. Is there no end to your philanthropy, your stamina and your trumpet blowing.
A sainthood surely awaits, hopefully the pope logs on to your threads on teak door to take notes.