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    Guess the ailment.

    Dull to sharp aches come and go on the left side of the abdomen, and sometimes the lower left back.
    Pee is rarely fully clear, but often the nice glint of a chilled chardonnay.
    Sprung up around 7-8 years ago.
    A massage woman seemed to fix it for a while with some sort of normal massage motion.
    Did get it checked out by some international hospital in Bkk 6-7 years ago, which came back with the diagnoses of possibly a kinked tube thing between kidney and bladder and then left it at that.

    Came back rather intensely the last 2 months, particularly the last week, so off to the morgue on Monday morning for another full ultrasound, MRI etc etc.


    Guess correctly and you get added to the will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Guess correctly and you get added to the will.
    ...sounds like a (or several) kidney stone(s)...my urologist told me the 2 millimeter or smaller stones usually pass with regular intake of a liter or so of water (or beer) daily...if one is stuck in your aretha, the pain can be intense...

    ...please donate my winnings to charity...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...please donate my winnings to charity...
    Will even chuck in a few pies.




    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    sounds like a (or several) kidney stone(s)...my urologist told me the 2 millimeter or smaller stones usually pass with regular intake of a liter or so of water (or beer) daily...if one is stuck in your aretha, the pain can be intense...
    I hope they don't go in from the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...sounds like a (or several) kidney stone(s)...
    You've quit that proof reading post, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Came back rather intensely the last 2 months, particularly the last week
    Still, the pain is less than that of a cyrille post.

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    Got any mud on your nipples lately?

    You raging socal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Did get it checked out by some international hospital in Bkk 6-7 years ago, which came back with the diagnoses of possibly a kinked tube thing between kidney and bladder and then left it at that.
    What is your blood pressure like?

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    Definitely kidney related.

    The ultra sound and MRI should suffice, no need for the etc., etc., etc.

    The tests are fine but you will have to insure that an expert in kidney function will have to read the test results, get a second or even third opinion if required. Be very aggressive with the request. Good luck.


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    Blimey - so other people actually read the op?

    I must admit I just skipped it and assumed it was Tommy's usual pile of

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Got any mud on your nipples lately?
    TC just sent you a PM.


    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    What is your blood pressure like?
    I would guess at, maybe, 32psi, perhaps.



    Quote Originally Posted by russellsimpson View Post
    you will have to insure that an expert
    I know just the forum.


    Edit: Looks like sybzy's on holiday again. Hope Tethco Lotat have that bottom range Johnnie Walker well stocked.
    Last edited by Edmond; 15-07-2021 at 10:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Dull to sharp aches come and go on the left side of the abdomen, and sometimes the lower left back.
    Pee is rarely fully clear, but often the nice glint of a chilled chardonnay.
    Sprung up around 7-8 years ago.
    Cold beer in a hot climate.
    Stomach no like
    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Guess correctly and you get added to the will.
    Thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Last edited by Edmond; Today at 10:46 PM.
    Oooh - close.

    Fucks up the Fonzie image doesn't it.

    Heeeeeyyy!

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    Covid, or too many of those wanks where the mistress lets go of your knob when you're about to shoot. Tantric sex, my arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    kidney stone(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Sprung up around 7-8 years ago.
    If so, I salute you

    Very few will run around with kidney stones that long.

    I tried gall stones

    Nothing like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Oooh - close.

    Fucks up the Fonzie image doesn't it.

    Heeeeeyyy!
    How pissed is Sybz.

    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    I salute you
    I hereby accept your salute, and any others that are forthcoming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    I tried gall stones
    I remember a penchant for gnawing on raw spaghetti as a young one and my mother telling me off saying it will give me gall stones.


    Or was that kidney stones.




    Oh.






    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Tantric sex, my arse.
    A well placed comma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    I tried gall stones

    Nothing like it
    I've always preferred them rolling.

    Not that I'd be happy to see Mao dying early of course.

    Just that it wouldn't keep me up at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Not that I'd be happy to see [a young man, completely innocent of all accusations] dying early of course.

    Just that it wouldn't keep me up at night.
    You cutie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Not that I'd be happy to see Mao dying early of course.

    Just that it wouldn't keep me up at night.
    You don't have to type the truth at all times.

    Guess the ailment.-download-15-jpg

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    ^^So I'm not spectacularly pissed any more then?

    Night night then, massive Irish hypocrite.

    ^ No idea what you're on about there, helge.

    I respect how that never, ever puts you off though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    No idea what you're on about there, helge.


    "Not that I want you dead, but if you dropped dead, I couldn't care less."

    (and a picture of a filter)

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    He is cute when spectaculoorly pissed.

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    Errm... OK helge.

    Ernie is definitely missing Eric, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    spectaruloorly pissed.
    Then forgiven.

    Been with his wife for 30 years

    We could all use a drink after such an endurance

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Been with his wife for 30 years

    We could all use a drink after such an endurance
    I'd say 'She could probably do with more than a drink!', but it would only be taken the wrong way.



    Fair dues to any 30 year relationship.

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