Thread: How to Check Your Prostate

I just completed a full physical including blood analysis and the slow finger of love. This doc had huge hands and long fat fingers. I told my wife after I felt violated and wanted to seek counseling.....

Originally Posted by JPPR2

I told my wife after I felt violated and wanted to seek counseling.....

...you're sure that was the doctor then...

Be aware of false PSA test though if your circumstance is such you have a new girlfriend and she is playing hard to get. If you don't get it off by other gentlemanly means your prostate will start blowing up like a balloon.

Originally Posted by Munted

Be aware of false PSA test

...temporary spikes are relatively common for a variety of benign reasons...however, it's a good idea to repeat the test after 3 months to see if levels return to normal...or not...

Why would you choose a male doctor to finger you?

...greater finger girth, of course...

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Originally Posted by JPPR2

I just completed a full physical including blood analysis

where was this and how much did it cost ?

Originally Posted by JPPR2

and the slow finger of love

asking for a friend

I reckon you shifters are refering to massaging the prostrate, a whole different ball game

My urologist does not resemble that cartoon lady in any category.

^^ As opposed to supine, you mean?...