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    You can consume through your asshole, if you didn't know.

    ie'- suppositries(sp) vodka and coke

    conĚsume

    kənˈso͞om/

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    eat, drink, or ingest


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    You can consume through your asshole, if you didn't know.

    ie'- suppositries(sp) vodka and coke
    Think it was called "butt chugging" a few years back...

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    ^ Boofing

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    I woke up two days ago and there was definitely something wrong with my arse. That night the burning and the itching was awful so dragged myself to a clinic where I've got pills and cream.

    It's ruining one of my favourite hobbies of sitting.

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    Thankfully never been so afflicted but mate of mine has and it's apparently a bit shit (apologies for the shit pun there too) so my sympathies.

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    I went and got some long white capsules from the pharmacist and for all the good they did I may as well stuck 'em up me arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Thankfully never been so afflicted but mate of mine has and it's apparently a bit shit (apologies for the shit pun there too) so my sympathies.
    When people describe it as like having a hot poker up your arse they're not exaggerating. I just hope it clears up because iceman's posts above has scared the shit out of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    I went and got some long white capsules from the pharmacist and for all the good they did I may as well stuck 'em up me arse.
    The pills I've got are massive. Crushed it up and drinking it with a beer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    iceman's posts above has scared the shit out of me.

    Improve that godawful diet you have, then.

    You make Topper seem like Gwynneth Paltrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Improve that godawful diet you have, then.

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    Yeah, Cyrille might have a point here. Reduce the processed stuff and get more fruit and fibre into your diet.

    Without wishing to come over all PB "me me me," I've been on tablets for acid related problems in my stomach, but I never really felt on top of it until I found a diet that worked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    When people describe it as like having a hot poker up your arse they're not exaggerating. I just hope it clears up because iceman's posts above has scared the shit out of me.
    I take a product called “Benefiber” A tasteless white powder that can be added to tea, coffee, cereal almost anything. Pretty cheap and available at most chemists and the odd supermarket. Not sure about Thailand, like a good Boy Scout I go everywhere prepared.
    Saves you having to make special drinks etc.
    I am now 100% A ok in the ass department.

    I will never forget the pain - surgeon told me it was the most painful op they do - he wasn’t joking!

    Your symptoms Armstrong sound suspiciously like mine. Ever had an itchy ass standing in the pub? Tends to get you at night while lying in bed especially if you’ve had a drink. Beer that’s the fuckin’ problem - Get on that bloody fibre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    Get on that bloody fibre.
    ...agree: any kind (from an unsweetened cereal like bran or regular intake of fruit and veggies)...a friend suffering from 'rhoids was told by his doctor that bran taken in any form softens the stool and plants a kiss on the affected areas in passing...the doctor was right...and keep hydrating...
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    ^ That's easy for you to say....you get yours pushed in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    I take a product called “Benefiber” A tasteless white powder that can be added to tea, coffee, cereal almost anything. Pretty cheap and available at most chemists and the odd supermarket. Not sure about Thailand, like a good Boy Scout I go everywhere prepared.
    Saves you having to make special drinks etc.
    I am now 100% A ok in the ass department.

    I will never forget the pain - surgeon told me it was the most painful op they do - he wasn’t joking!

    Your symptoms Armstrong sound suspiciously like mine. Ever had an itchy ass standing in the pub? Tends to get you at night while lying in bed especially if you’ve had a drink. Beer that’s the fuckin’ problem - Get on that bloody fibre.
    All this talk of hemorrhoids is making me clench... May well contribute to causing my own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    All this talk of hemorrhoids is making me clench
    ...no effect on the 'rhoids, but your sphincter may develop a six-pack...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    with a two week recovery all up if no complications.
    Is that in the hospital? Your health insurance covers this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    iceman's posts above has scared the shit out of me.
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    Is that in the hospital? Your health insurance covers this?
    Yes, my private Health Cover in Australia. In fairness it would have also have been covered by my Credit card insurance if I had the op in Thailand.

    My personal opinion is that private hospitals in Thailand are way above the standard of the average private Aussie hospital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    All this talk of hemorrhoids is making me clench... May well contribute to causing my own.
    In that case don't think about it, believe me you don't want them!

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    My personal opinion is that private hospitals in Thailand are way above the standard of the average private Aussie hospital.
    bangkoks premium private hospitals are certainly world class, but the same cannot always be said about the doctors that work in them.

    ..... and without a dedicated ethical doctor, one that keeps his knowledge up to date rather than relying on what he learnt at med school 20 years ago, looking after your interests first as opposed to the hospitals interest or looking after his own financial interests, then you might as well be in any back street clinic.

    it is relatively easy to research the qualifications and experience of the docs working in the larger private hospitals and make an informed choice, rather than letting the appointments receptionist make that choice for you.

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    Yep, no argument from me. I was referring more to the quality of the surroundings and care factor.

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    try india.you can check their cost against thailands.as for thailand there wont be any difference in goverment doctors most work in the private sector.i have heard good reports about india.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Nothing worse than a bunch of grapes hanging out of ones arsehole.

    How about a clutch of eggs?

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    Grapes of Wrath,the condensed version by Iceman is a cracker read.

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