More sinister than that. He's trying to say he has a neighbour who likes him as well.
More sinister than that. He's trying to say he has a neighbour who likes him as well.
Not a trace of blood this morning. I still had a drip last night, but this mornings first flush was normal, so I reckon it was as first assumed, a cracked urethra and it's healed now.
Thanks for the various pieces of advice and research.
You are a weird chap Bob. In my experience people tend to project; Liars think everyone else are liars, and you, well thinking this thread was in some way a vehicle to say I have sex is very odd indeed. You've been reading too many Lulu threads with all his humblebragging.
Maanaam, perhaps (or surely), you might be enlighted more from Google ("blood in urine") than from this kind forum...
Google is the last mother-fucking place you want to go when researching your own ailments - you'll likely be directed to pages like this; although the scaremongers weren't out in their usual droves during my blood-in-spunk debacle.
Glad you appear to be on the mend, Maanaam. Crack one out and see what happens.
I had several of the weirdest wanks of my life last year; each featuring equal measures of trepidation and pleasure.
No, I don't think I will. Decorum and all that, yeah?
Beside, we don't want to trigger Lulu with envious rage. That would just produce several threads on cooking over-cooked ribs, revial of his good historical threads, and many posts of suck-arse unspoken "please give me a green" puking obsequious "Sir's" etc.
^ Sure it wasn't the level of Lulutarding that drew blood?
You are worked up.
Everyone chill. No need for all this bickering. Relax, have a nice cold seasonal beer.
https://untappd.com/user/SEJHALL/checkin/139622106
The clown duo are here tag teaming again.
You think that's rage?
^ You think that was literal?
I don't mind being naive if it means I'm honest.
But your answer to my question sort of shows your inability to follow logical progression of thought.
Rage
You think that was rage?
You think that was literal?
You are always literal.
(Maybe too obtuse a post for you...never mind Bob.)
What has naivety got to do with literalism and yes, your post was obtuse. Most of your posts are obtuse.
Maybe the stress of being on the run?
Had a vasectomu decades ago, never any blood. Suggest your friend seeks advice.
Has has your wife trying anything to improve her grip. Like a brick hung from her dildo. Get her to the doctor, you may lose your tongue.
It's no joke bud.
Healthline: Effects of Stress on the Body.
You may become infertile.
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