Som,,, you rode down the middle of the road, straight
into a channel between two grids
tell me you're for real
Som,,, you rode down the middle of the road, straight
into a channel between two grids
tell me you're for real
He'd still wind up in the thick centre channel.
Grid bars reshaping his face.
Guilty as charged. I'm a twat. And a fat twat at that. Today I plonked myself on the shitter at work and snapped the fucking seat in halfOriginally Posted by billy the kid
Time to lay of the beer and chips.
Muscle mate. Your iron quads and glutes cast that seat assunder.
I assume it was plastic and not a metal seat though.....
If it was wooden he could have got some nasty splinters
I hope your colleagues did not hear the thunder.Originally Posted by pseudolus
Reinforced plastic. It made a very satisfying crack - if you'll pardon the pun.Originally Posted by pseudolus
Good.
But I was hoping for a better poem.
I may let it slip in a round robin email.Originally Posted by pseudolus
To those interested, I'm proud to say that I literally destroyed the bog in cubical two on the tenth floor. Bow. Bow to your master, impotent fools.
That's an interesting question. How many toilets does your company have, someslap?Originally Posted by pseudolus
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