Thread: Why cycling is a silver bullet

Som,,, you rode down the middle of the road, straight
into a channel between two grids

tell me you're for real

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Isn't that a croquette?

And aren't they for five-year-olds to have with their turkey twizzlers and baked beans?

Yes. And?

He'd still wind up in the thick centre channel.
Grid bars reshaping his face.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Feeling a tad battered now. My shoulder took the brunt of it.

Anyone for croquet?

Battered, dipped and fried, I'd imagine..Nasty wreck!

Perhaps crochet would be safer for some fellers!

Originally Posted by billy the kid

Som,,, you rode down the middle of the road, straight
into a channel between two grids

Guilty as charged. I'm a twat. And a fat twat at that. Today I plonked myself on the shitter at work and snapped the fucking seat in half

Time to lay of the beer and chips.

Muscle mate. Your iron quads and glutes cast that seat assunder.

I assume it was plastic and not a metal seat though.....

If it was wooden he could have got some nasty splinters

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Your iron quads and glutes cast that seat assunder.

I hope your colleagues did not hear the thunder.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

I assume it was plastic and not a metal seat though.....

Reinforced plastic. It made a very satisfying crack - if you'll pardon the pun.

Good.

But I was hoping for a better poem.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by pseudolus

I assume it was plastic and not a metal seat though.....

Reinforced plastic. It made a very satisfying crack - if you'll pardon the pun.

Lucky you did not get your ball bag or monster shlong caught in it.

I trust you did the decent thing and never owned up to it.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

I trust you did the decent thing and never owned up to it

I may let it slip in a round robin email.

To those interested, I'm proud to say that I literally destroyed the bog in cubical two on the tenth floor. Bow. Bow to your master, impotent fools.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

I trust you did the decent thing and never owned up to it.

That's an interesting question. How many toilets does your company have, someslap?