Thread: Is this only food poisoning?

Sounds like your friends, whilst you were in the loo, stirred your G&T with their dicks

Celibacy can make you quite sick if not performed correctly...

Seek medical treatment immediately!

Seriously BH, no way of really telling what the culprit is without ruling out some things first that can only be done at a hospital. Plus, they will give you lots of meds to treat the symptoms.

Originally Posted by rickschoppers

Seek medical treatment immediately!

Seriously BH, no way of really telling what the culprit is without ruling out some things first that can only be done at a hospital. Plus, they will give you lots of meds to treat the symptoms.

Spoken like a true 'merkin.

Could be anything, and could be Dengue.

Go and get some blood tests done, will take about an hour and cost you a couple hundred baht.

Did you man the fuck up and grab a Gatorade and ham/cheese toastie from 7/11?

Bloated stomach and a bit of sick. That's what I suffer from 92.3% every Sunday morning.

Still up at the crack of dawn doing stuff.

Originally Posted by Lukey1979

Could be anything, and could be Dengue.

Dengue doesn't exist in his locale.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Originally Posted by Lukey1979

Could be anything, and could be Dengue.

Dengue doesn't exist in his locale.

Its definitely full blown AIDS then, theres no other explaination.

Originally Posted by Black Heart

I finally got over it.

How's your tongue?

^ He's celibate, withnall...But the toaster is fooked...

It was just Thursday night nerves, nervous about another Friday morning where you cannot post for a week. It's okay, it's over now.

Originally Posted by wasabi

It was just Thursday night nerves, nervous about another Friday morning where you cannot post for a week. It's okay, it's over now.

If mods want to keep this thread open it can serve other members who WILL suffer from food related ailments in LOS.

If you can still eat, have an appetite and want to drink alcohol then there is fuck all wrong with you.

I was going to suggest the charcoal remedy, but I suppose the blackened tongue would work fairly well...

Don't eat the Kentucky Fried chicken gravy.

My mate used to work there when he was 15 and seen this disgruntled employee pissing in it.



True story by the way.

I suppose a bit of piss mixed in wouldn't hurt anybody here, terry...At TD, people drink it like water...Or beer...Supposed to make ya healthy, innit?...

Originally Posted by Black Heart

Originally Posted by charleyboy

Originally Posted by Black Heart

I'm celibate. Cheers.

What are you, celibating?

My girl is in Patters and we made an agreement that we will both be celibate until we marry. Until then, I'm sponsoring her with $400 USD per month via Western Union.
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BH, I do believe that should start a new thead based on sending a Patts girl THB 14,000 every month to stay celibate. Suely it will become a "centenial" thread.
I'm glad to read that you are feeling better.

Originally Posted by Black Heart

About 2-3 hour later I woke up in bed:

*Stomach was bloated so much that my skin was tight
*Nauseaus
*I knew I was going to throw up and did. Mostly dry-heaving.
*No runs (tong sia).
*Achy joints: feet, knees, hip and upper body. Aches

Getting back to the OP, I am very familiar with the symptoms. Doctors, both in the US and here, diagnose the symptoms as Gastroesophageal Reflux, and prescribe Omeprazole to reduce stomach acid along with Simethicone (or similar pill) to relieve the bloating from gas. Omeprazole is among the most widely prescribed drugs in the world, and is available at pharmacies throughout Thailand.


Gastroesophageal Reflux appears to be euphemism for the bodies adverse reaction to some synthetic chemicals being in our food. My first experience with this was over 50 years ago, when chemicals were applied to mushrooms in the US so they would have a longer shelf life. Now, the practice is so widespread that much of the fruits and vegetables that are not locally grown, are treated with chemicals. For instance, much of the produce shipped to Thailand out of Australia is treated with dimethoate or fenthion, both insecticides. The problem is there are hundreds of synthetic (man made) chemicals added to foods, making it impossible to determine which you are allergic to. Many of these chemicals are designed not to wash off with water, making cleaning the produce difficult. What I attempt to do is only eat foods that are locally produced, which is extremely difficult to do. I don't purchase any “fresh” foods from the supermarkets, and never eat at the chain restaurants. The last time (over 2 years ago) I had a burger at one of the franchise restaurants, I was sick for the next 24 hours.

Oh dear, Bald, you seem to have contracted the I'mafuckingneurotic virus. No cure I'm afraid, but chronic sufferers can relieve symptoms by not reading food labels and confining their dietary regime to pulses and beans washed down with German beer. You may fart more but no one will notice the difference.

The US Food and Drug Administration maintains a database of a couple of thousand mostly synthetic chemicals that are added to food: http://www.fda.gov/food/ingredientsp...redients/ucm11
. Very few of these chemicals are required to be described on a food label and the safety of many is unknown. Ignorance of these facts is understandable, as the food industry doesn't advertise this.

It was amazing to see how many members came to the help of Black Heart and offered advice.

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Except for Cujo who continues to drone on with his silly insults and say nothing comments.

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Who cares.