Thread: Your Farts Can Prevent Cancer And Are Good For People Around You.

This may sound hard to believe, but according to new research, your farts may be very practical – not just for you, but for people around you.



New research from the UK reveals that farts can fight cancer and other deadly diseases and illnesses.

The study, which was conducted by researchers at Exeter University in England, concluded that one should not retain their farts. On the contrary, it is healthy for you, and even those around you, if you release them.

Human gases contains hydrogen sulphide which in very large doses may be toxic. But according to this new research, the hydrogen sulfide contained in a fart is fine since it is in smaller doses. And as it turns out, these small doses can help prevent cancer, dementia, stroke and heart attacks, reports The Mirror.

The researchers behind the study are now seeking to use this new information to produce medication containing hydrogen sulphide from farts.

“We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the disease,” researcher Matt Whiteman told The Mirror.

Research: Your Farts Can Prevent Cancer And Are Good For People Around You. | Newsner

I once spent a few years moving in the rarefied atmosphere of social circles way beyond the remit of a working class lad. I am convinced that being obliged to contain my bodily eruptions did me little harm, but it can be quite frustrating to contain such voluminous evacuations especially over prolonged periods.
It may be the reason why I now fart with gay abandon in any social occasion, and in the privacy of my own residence with equal satisfaction.
The GF has learned to overcome her shy restraint and enjoy playing Dutch ovens although, to be fair her aperture is limited to the minor percussion section of the orchestra.
Thank you for this new information which has now made my life complete.

Originally Posted by chassamui

I once spent a few years moving in the rarefied atmosphere of social circles way beyond the remit of a working class lad.

How was your time on ThaiVisa?

Originally Posted by Plan B

How was your time on ThaiVisa?

I should stoop so low

This ranks right up there with drinking piss to cure arthritis, yes.