Thread: Nasty chest infection hangin in.

A lot of sense in what thegent says : if you're worried that your chest is not clearing fast enough, a stay at the beach will work wonders.

I stayed in Manila for 3 or 4 weeks back in 1988, and by the end my eyes looked pretty bloodshot.....despite not having many late nights.

I went to the beach and was amazed at how clear they became after only 1 week.

Or a week or 2 in the mountains.
Always works for me.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

A lot of sense in what thegent says : if you're worried that your chest is not clearing fast enough, a stay at the beach will work wonders.

I stayed in Manila for 3 or 4 weeks back in 1988, and by the end my eyes looked pretty bloodshot.....despite not having many late nights.

I went to the beach and was amazed at how clear they became after only 1 week.

Gargle salt water does the same

Originally Posted by baconandeggs

Originally Posted by Latindancer

A lot of sense in what thegent says : if you're worried that your chest is not clearing fast enough, a stay at the beach will work wonders.

I stayed in Manila for 3 or 4 weeks back in 1988, and by the end my eyes looked pretty bloodshot.....despite not having many late nights.

I went to the beach and was amazed at how clear they became after only 1 week.

Gargle salt water does the same

That's for a sore throat not for bloodshot eyes,

Originally Posted by terry57

Yesterday I had 3 Somchais come to my Gaffer and perform a Stirling Job cleaning my A/C.

They pulled it apart and flushed the complete system a few times with water to sanitize it. I had this done 6 months ago mind you.

Jesus fokin Christ,

The amount of filth that came out of the A/C was truly foking horrid. The water was black and full with bits of shit flushed from within.

They flushed it 3 times before it run clear.

Yup - got the somchais in right now doing the same. These guys are decent - even cleaning up after them which is a novelty.

Same shit here here in Vientiane, have my air cons cleaned every 6 months and always amazed at the crud that comes out of them, I can imagine what a Bangkok air con would look like, vientiane hasn't even cracked a million population yet, should be fairly minimal pollution ?

Main thing, GET WELL SOON.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Yup - got the somchais in right now doing the same. These guys are decent - even cleaning up after them which is a novelty.

My Somchais done a great job cleaning my A/C so I'm not bitching about their other fuk ups.

One guy was eating his lunch out on my Balcony and just thru his rubbish in the corner and the other Somchai disregarded the washer on my arse gun.

They used the hose from the Arse Gun to fill their bucket to supply water to their high pressure sprayer.

When I turned the arse gun back on I was nearly drowned.

I actually laughed as I simply never expect Somchai to perform to Western standards and considering the charge for this clean was 400 baht I was not complaining.

They done a foking brilliant job on my A/C and that was the money shot.

Naughty Somchai but Good Somchai at the same time.

Slipped them a 100 Baht tip.

Job done in 25 minutes.

Oh yes, you will love the color of the waste water when I post it up.

Fookin hell.

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terry, what are you posting all this domestic shit on here for.

it reads like an aussie housewifes facebook page, granted, a foul mouthed one, but a housewife nevertheless.

you'll be talking about washing powder and kitchen cleaners next.

for gods sake, man up will ya!!

Originally Posted by Latindancer

A lot of sense in what thegent says : if you're worried that your chest is not clearing fast enough, a stay at the beach will work wonders.

Yes well, I love living in Bangkok and consider that my Body will just need to get used to it.

Not doing a runner every-time I get a poxy chest infection.

My mate back in Perth has had a new arse-hole fitted after contracting Bowel cancer, another mate died at 40, other guys I know have prostrate cancer and my Mum pegged out at 62.

So in the great scheme of things a persistent chest infection is sweet fuk all.

I'm getting better so fok it eh.

Originally Posted by taxexile

terry, what are you posting all this domestic shit on here for.

Erm,

I suppose because it's Teakdoor and that's what the forums all about, sharing the good and bad with our fellow fuk ups.

I suppose I could post up boring shit like you but that would be way to easy.

Originally Posted by grasshopper

Sorry to break the news, Tel, but drinking anything cold (such as beer, milk, soft drink, smoothies etc) will give you mucus, inflame your already ravaged sinus system and pass into your chest. Haven't you noticed after a solid session on the sauce, the morning after you cough up phlegm? Smoking anything will also irritate your sinus system and lungs too.

Repent, give yourself over to Jesus and you will be saved!

P.S.
(I lied about the last bit).

He drinks his beers like the poms do. So no worries there.

Originally Posted by terry57

Yes well, I love living in Bangkok and consider that my Body will just need to get used to it.

Perhaps one of the more idiotic comments made by Terry in his lexicon of stupidity.

Terry, the symptoms you have experienced are simply a reminder that your body cannot get "used" to it. It is telling you this but I suppose if you haven't the sense to act on it then you may get a slightly more dramatic reminder.

I can imagine that internal monologue within your body corporeal - " Fuck me sideways me old drongos, what's the fucking point. We do the best we can from the get go but that stupid fucker just doesn't geddit. Worse than a fucking sheila on the rag taking it up the shitter. If only we had a bleedin' proper brain in charge. All this fucker thinks about is his fucking "Super" and taking his "handbag" for airings, whatever the fuck they are. Dumb fucker. Whassat? The ticker's thinking of taking a fucking breather? Great, that'll do it if nothing will."

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Stalking me now are you Willy ?

Jesus Willy,

You are quite disappointing, you give Poms a thoroughly bad name.

Thought you English were better than that.

^^

Something like that, not leaving Bangkok though.

Hurry up and get better Terence.

This forum is in dire need of a travelogue.

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Whatever, suppose I could just be serious all the time like you.

Fokin boring as bat shit that is.