Thread: My detached retina

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

One good bloke (Tezza) helping another good bloke (BLD) when in need is natural

It's getting all Brokeback Mountainy this thread.

Mark my words, the next installment, Terry detached my blurtpuss

^im not dead yet

That hearse idea is not as daft as it sounds, depending on how busy they are. Try asking the ambulance drivers if they fancy a day freelancing and get a quote.

Glad to hear things are looking on the medical side, and well done Terry.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

One good bloke (Tezza) helping another good bloke (BLD) when in need is natural

It's getting all Brokeback Mountainy this thread.

All withnalls fault! I was just having a 2 week lie down

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Thinking I had better get a train booked for the overnight sleeper bangers to nongkhai, I made enquiries with the travel agent downstairs in the hotel and was told fully booked, can get a seat only, I was thinking tourists were staying away in droves from thailand after the junta, Apparently they are, according to the travel desk lady, the problem is since the Ko Tao murders the Thais have decided to have separate male and female carriages, plenty of sleeper seats in the ladies carriage, How fucked is that?
Perhaps I should of got tel to pick me up a nice frock and wig as well and joined them

Do you think you'd fool them without shaving off that big kazikstan mo first?

Worth a try surely?

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Hang in there - end is in sight

Cruel...

BLD, hang in there, mate - close to the doctor; get that eye fixed!!! Many more xmases for you and the family.

you have cheered me up endlessly betty


This is the device the hospital rented me, i stick my head in there and hey presto im of to the land of nod, at least thats how its supposed to work, i still seem to wake up anywhere but . hope that doesnt fuck up the recoup time

10 000baht deposit for this bad boy



when i need to strap on the nose bag i give this food by phone mob a call, food usually arrives within the hour and a choice of about 300 bangkok restaurants , they will even stop at a 7 11 and pick up some smokes, (had mrs balbirs indian last night( shitting like a duck today but thats all part of the fun right I reckon they could even be persuaded to drop by your favourite girly bar and pick up noi or lek, fucking top little service if your banged up in your room

Give em a try

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

favourite girly bar and pick up noi or lek, fucking top little service if your banged up in your room

Sounds perfecet.

mind you, if you had noi or lek around, you could give them 50 baht and get them to go buy you some grub.

Spending more for recovery and respite than the associated surgical procedures, mate....

Hope the healing is quickening!
Home for your holidays...

Originally Posted by kingwilly

mind you, if you had noi or lek around, you could give them 50 baht and get them to go buy you some grub.

true dat

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Spending more for recovery and respite than the associated surgical procedures, mate....

Hope the healing is quickening!
Home for your holidays...

your not wrong jeff, the company will pick up the medical costs and maybe some of the hotel costs? But it's actually one of the cheapest trips to Bangkok I've ever had, it's not like I can go out and give it large on the piss eh, I should of taken dills advice and placed an add in craigslist for a filthy slapper/nurse. Thanks for D well wishes

They say you should never underestimate the power of advertising. Im well tempted to give Bangkok escorts a call and see if Sophia can pop over, those whore adds on TD definitely serve a purpose "......for the visually handicapped and the Butt ugly

Visually handicapped in my case, I can't speak for other TD punters

it's not too late.

Lek or noi would be cheaper though willy

Much cheaper. And probably about the same quality.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Terry prefers buggering corpses, but he'll do a nice big hairy fat Aussie arse too

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

you have cheered me up endlessly betty

Right you are, Sir.

Please let me help further with a selection of my very favourite ladies (all very nice and decent ladies):





Sakura Sakurada would be my perfect woman if she didn't fuk canines and cum swap with her mother.





Haruka Sanada would be my perfect woman if she played the guitar...



Whatever you do, don't search for 'big tits, Tanaka' because, if you do, you will never be the same again...

What's the mum look like?

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

What's the mum look like?

Mama-san....