We have a northern geezer at work ,, bit like Gatesheads answer to our Gravy Davy anyway he's a bit louder than life about 40 ( ish ) ,, because he knows I have Thai connections he assumes ( wrongly ) I have bags full of Viagra etc .
Anyway the twatt kept pestering me for some free samples as he had never taken anything like this before and he was ( curious ) .
So I agreed told him I would bring him in 2 tabs tomorrow but he was only to take a half a tab as they were extra far eastern potency .
Then I told most of the other geezers I work with what I was gonna do ( bring him in 2 bloody great herbal skin + nail tabs )
When I gave him the tabs the next morn he got straight on the phone ,, in his best Gateshead accent ( " Aww pet prepare yawself fawr a treat toowneet luv " )) sniggers
So the next morning we was already for the load of bullcrap he was gonna come out with but no ,, he told us the truth , he took both tabs sat in the bath and nothing happened all night ,, while he is telling us we are all biting our nails and complaining about how our poxy nails keep growing ,, trying not to piss ourselves ,, he is all innocent blesss him .
At the xmas do I presented him with a book to read in the bath
Charles Dickens ...... Great Expectations
He is still none the wiser
The old placebo effect never worked for him