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    Of course, if you can't be fucked to cook it all up and squeeze the orange juice, one of these and a can of Fanta will do...


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    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    Get rid of the beans and tomatoes, replace those potatoes with hash browns, slap some decent bacon on the plate, and that might actually be edible.
    Yup - although I'd also replace the bacon with sausages (real ones - not the breadcumb-stuffed nonesense) and you'd have a great b'fast. I do like the beans though..

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    jeez did you all miss the 'cold' tinned tomatoes ! ?
    pork bangers, bacon, mushrooms, eggs sunny-side up
    toast and TEA.

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    "Be gone o foul abomination of a breakfast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy the kid View Post
    jeez did you all miss the 'cold' tinned tomatoes ! ?
    pork bangers, bacon, mushrooms, eggs sunny-side up
    toast and TEA.
    Nah I prefer the tinned plum toms to fresh ones, they taste better with ketchup.

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    Right, I've just been down the shops and an English brekkie is on the menu again tomorrow morning.

    Couldn't get any black pudding but I did manage to get some Dixxie sausages which everyone has been telling me I've got to try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I did manage to get some Dixxie sausages which everyone has been telling me I've got to try.
    Sound like they'll have no flavour and will be loaded with salt & sugar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Sound like they'll have no flavour and will be loaded with salt & sugar.
    I think it was Chico The Fox and AO who recommended them. I'll know who to hunt down if they turn out to be shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo
    Beans are a must, I put them on the black pudding, also a must. Must be served the old-fashioned way, with coffee.
    No, no and no. Really, Rob...

    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    I would go along with that. But coffee? It has to be tea, out of a teapot with a patina an inch thick.
    Lamb's kidneys, ohhh lovely; great idea (yes, out the northern pig's blood... ), and some nice button mushrooms with fried bread and toast and a pot of tea. Fanbloodytastic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo
    Beans are a must, I put them on the black pudding, also a must. Must be served the old-fashioned way, with coffee.
    No, no and no. Really, Rob...
    Really what? If hairybarracuda can put ketchup (what Russians call Americanski sauce) on his, I can put me beans on me black pudding. They get in it anyway.

    As to coffee, it's Horatio Hornblower, Jack Aubrey and me against you. Of course we are all three fictional characters so you have nothing to worry about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post


    Quite.
    Honestly, you can beat it....

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    Harry, this is dirty pool posting such a fine brekkie on TD when I am far from anyplace where I can purchase such a feast. Suddenly, I'm hungry for a fry-up.

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    there is a reason for you English fucks not being famous for your cuisine,

    you simply have no taste, and to think you will happily swallow that garbage for breakfast is more than you need to know about your food culture

    you are the laughing stock of the world when it comes to food,

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    my once a month shopping trip to udon would be torture if it wasnt for the mouth watering anticipation of a full english at the book shop.

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    "Hey, you! Yes, you, I say! Bring me those onions post haste! This Bangers n' Mash isn't going to garnish itself, you fucking peasant! Good, good, there's a good garcon.."



    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    you are the laughing stock of the world when it comes to food
    I've never heard such codswallop..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    there is a reason for you English fucks not being famous for your cuisine,

    you simply have no taste, and to think you will happily swallow that garbage for breakfast is more than you need to know about your food culture

    you are the laughing stock of the world when it comes to food,
    Considering your breakfast consists of a gay croissant and vol-au-vents, I think you should stop talking shit.

    As the OP says, 19% of French visitors have discovered their own food is utter fucking shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    you are the laughing stock of the world when it comes to food,
    Pls dont tar us all with the same brush Buttercup ,, I actually prefer bran flakes for my brekkie

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    you are the laughing stock of the world when it comes to food,
    Pls dont tar us all with the same brush Buttercup ,, I actually prefer bran flakes for my brekkie
    Not as gay as croissants, but not as satisfying as a decent fry-up either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo
    Really what? If hairybarracuda can put ketchup (what Russians call Americanski sauce) on his, I can put me beans on me black pudding. They get in it anyway.
    Next it'll be spaghetti hoops...

    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo
    As to coffee, it's Horatio Hornblower, Jack Aubrey and me against you. Of course we are all three fictional characters so you have nothing to worry about.
    You can't do coffee in a taxi driver's caf at 4am, mate... Just stew the pot.

    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
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    This'll do me; some nice quality bacon, sausages and mushrooms to fill you up, and without the orrible beans, ketchup and pig's blood to ruin the flavour. I'd add some of these though (as per an excellent previous suggestion):



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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    there is a reason for you English fucks not being famous for your cuisine,

    you simply have no taste, and to think you will happily swallow that garbage for breakfast is more than you need to know about your food culture

    you are the laughing stock of the world when it comes to food,
    The rest of the world can continue laughing while WE enjoy our fine brekkie.
    Bean sprouts and celery sticks are not substantial for some of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    Considering your breakfast consists of a gay croissant
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    Not as gay as croissants
    Whoa whoa whao, stop dropping the old g'bombs around the croissants!

    I happen to eat croissants everyday when I'm not having eggs on toast or a full English brekkie. They're not gay and if memory serves correct the French only made them popular and didn't even invent them.

    I think they were named after the emblem on top of the staffs carried by the Hebrew warrior's. (Crescent/Croissant)

    Warriors = Soldiers = Hard Bastards food.

    And the marmalade that I put on them is probably a British invention.

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    OP has no black pudding so is a pretty poor effort of an English Breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    OP has no black pudding so is a pretty poor effort of an English Breakfast.
    It's not easy to find. Foodland didn't have any tonight.

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    It's fucking nasty stuff anyway and it shouldn't grace the plate of a decent English brekkie!

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    I bet you've never even tried it.

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