The Blokes' Cookery Thread

[aging one]

Who ate the other 2 eggs?

where are the egg whites?

[dirk diggler]

where are the egg whites?

Small pan, 4 eggs

[Looper]

Whole roast pork with crackling for a carnivorean blokish feast

Crunching the crackling top is the best bit

Dice up a slice to rev up a bowl of covid broth with some meaty umami

[Mendip]

^ I'll wager the only Extra Virgin you offer board and lodging to.

[Topper]

^ I'll wager the only Extra Virgin you offer board and lodging to.

I'm sure all of Looper's Ladies (tm) are very proper ladies.....they're just not very good at it.

That's a ton of pork, Looper, it looks damn good!

[Joe 90]

Nice crackling Loops!

I bet you devoured the lot.

Do your ladies play with toys and models??

[DrWilly]

$20 at Coles.

[Looper]

Do your ladies play with toys and models??

I am often surprised by how captivated females can be with model airplanes.

Mini Minx was so taken that she added an entire section dedicated to the Luftwaffe on her Facebook page and has become something of a minor authority on the timeline and history of the Eastern Front between 1941-1944

KGBGF was knowledgable in the art of war too. I was telling her one day about the intrepid Hans-Ulrich Rudel and how he had won the 'Knights Cross with Golden Oak Leaves...' when she interrupted me to finish the sentence '...Swords and Diamonds'

Her genuine Nazi memorabilia included an SS dagen and a box full of M35 helmets left to her by her late husband who was an avid collector.

$20 at Coles.

If had come down to $20 for the pork roast or $20 for the trifle the roast would not have got a look in

[Topper]

Her genuine Nazi memorabilia included an SS dagen and a box full of M35 helmets left to her by her late husband who was an avid collector.

Did you enquire about the reason for her late husband's death....just in case?

[BLD]

Mini minx has got a good chassis.

[Joe 90]

Beef Ramen Noodles with extra beef, soy sauce and added chilli powder.

Winter warming food..

7/10

[DrWilly]

Ramen noodles or Maggi two minute noodles?

[Topper]

Tonight I made my infamous Chili Pie.....here are the ingredients, the perfect thing to do with leftover chili.




Starting with a layer of chips, we layer the ingredients much like a lasagna....with it coming out looking like this:





Pretty friggin yummy, perfect beer food.

[malmomike77]

you made loaded nachos

[DrWilly]

you made loaded nachos

Since this is the drunk food thread that sounds perfectly on topic.

[dirk diggler]

Who's gonna tell him?

[Headworx]

[Topper]

^ looks great, I'd recommend using apple cider vinegar, it gives a better flavor imo.

[Headworx]

^Heh, that's what I normally use too and thought there was some in the fridge but there wasn't.

[DrWilly]

^ looks great, I'd recommend using apple cider vinegar, it gives a better flavor imo.

Dangerous close to being kicked out of this thread!

[Joe 90]

Nice snack, what did you have for dessert?

[Headworx]

Nice snack

Oh look, the peanut gallery is here It's not a snack, along with other exotic items like lettuce and tomatoes it's a side dish for the leftover roast chicken and ham in the fridge that will be eaten over the next few days.

what did you have for dessert?

Funny you should mention that!

[Joe 90]

Like a fooking cuckoo clock

What's for breakfast?

[Headworx]

What's for breakfast?

Cream cheese, boiled egg, and tomatoe breakfast roll.

What are you having besides something that looks like German planes are still flying overhead?

[Joe 90]

What are you having besides something that looks like German planes are still flying overhead?

Not a Blitzkrieg Breakfast