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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Fook me this thread has devolved to a bunch of pooves.
    Terrifying.

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    Why bother with blokes cooking?
    A lady neighbor cooks for friends, but she always has ingredients left over. This often ends up as my dinner.
    Last night was a delicious Lasagne. Thank you neighbor.

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    Throwing anything on a BBQ immediately qualifies it as Bloke food.

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    Did you know that you can even BBQ Chinese dumplings?

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    A lovely lady from Shandong province east of Beijing kindly provided the dumplings.

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    Just baste them lightly in olive oil and roast them

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    Then dip in a mixture of soy sauce and vinegar.

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    We went for a stroll to explore the garden after late lunch and Miss Shandong found the lost bra belonging to Miss Solomon Islands. It had been missing since being blown off the balcony in January in high winds and was looking bedraggled and covered in moss.

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    I am not sure if my hastily improvised claims of not knowing who the bra belonged to left Miss Shandong entirely convinced...

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    FFS Loops. You are a visitor hazard, first the fairies now your hose.

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    Shandong is well known for its dumplings and buns. Also well known for having some strongly built people. Is she a strong lass?

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    Ten minutes in the microwave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Throwing anything on a BBQ immediately qualifies it as Bloke food.



    Did you know that you can even BBQ Chinese dumplings?



    A lovely lady from Shandong province east of Beijing kindly provided the dumplings.



    Just baste them lightly in olive oil and roast them



    Then dip in a mixture of soy sauce and vinegar.



    We went for a stroll to explore the garden after late lunch and Miss Shandong found the lost bra belonging to Miss Solomon Islands. It had been missing since being blown off the balcony in January in high winds and was looking bedraggled and covered in moss.

    The Blokes' Cookery Thread-img_20200606_175518crop-jpg


    I am not sure if my hastily improvised claims of not knowing who the bra belonged to left Miss Shandong entirely convinced...
    What a fucking pigsty.

    No wonder the girls dont come back

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    No wonder the girls dont come back
    There is no way back from the boot of the Jaaaaaggggggg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Campbell's pork & beans found hiding away in the cupboard. Best before July 2017. They cooked up well enough with an omelet and chips. I'll let you know if they were okay if I'm still around tomorrow
    So long as they have been stored cool and dry then they would have been good to eat in another 10 years. No problem there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    We went for a stroll to explore the garden after late lunch and Miss Shandong found the lost bra belonging to Miss Solomon Islands. It had been missing since being blown off the balcony in January in high winds and was looking bedraggled and covered in moss.
    You certainly do some shagging mate.

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    Loops is a right ol slag

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    How big did you think this BBQ was going to get?

    By the size of the logs chopped and ready on the left of the pic, I was looking forward to you roasting a pig (...and not in a sexual way)

    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    What a fucking pigsty.

    No wonder the girls dont come back
    Bit harsh Willy. I can't keep all of the garden tidy all of the time. I am not Abraham Lincoln.

    I sent a photo of the mossy forlorn bra to Miss Solomon Islands (She went back to Sols in January before the Wuhan virus) offering to restore it to its former glory in the laundry.

    But she has told me to throw it out.

    I am thinking I might burn it instead of throwing it out.

    I will wait for International Women's Day and hold a ceremonial bra-burning BBQ sausage sizzle to celebrate the bounteous virtues of the fairer sex.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post
    Is she a strong lass?
    She has an unusually firm grasp for a lady Bogey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    She has an unusually firm grasp for a lady Boy
    i suppose the first step is admitting it

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