The Blokes' Cookery Thread

[Dillinger]

Popular canned foods...

America--Apple sauce- because of its healthy reputation


https://www.thedailymeal.com/cook/po...ries-slideshow

[Looper]

What could be a more blokish way for me to finish off my supper this evening than a Golden Gaytime to celebrate the release of the new Rainbow Unicorn flavour



^I could not pass up '4 delicious chances to have a Gaytime'.



(Please note that in UnZud this product is marketed as 'Cookie Crumble' due to well founded fears about Kiwi fellas' lack of security with their sexuality and discomfort with the cock-burgling connotations)

[Neverna]

^ Is that legal?

[Dillinger]

I'd imagine so with the Aussies even though the place is becoming as PC as the UK.

Good on 'em. That's how it should be. Fun.

[NamPikToot]

To the ever increasing circle of Loops' Ex's and their recovery circle its known as a Loops Loofer

[Mendip]

Emergency lunch today...

I would say no more than 7 minutes from first inception to finished creation.

That's how good I am!

[Saint Willy]

That jaffy maker is a thing of beauty

[hallelujah]

That jaffy maker is a thing of beauty

What a fucking nightmare they are to keep clean though.

[NamPikToot]

What a fucking nightmare they are to keep clean though.

Not true until most of the cancer causing ptfe has leeched out and you have to take an sds with a chisel attachment to it - Dill thats a drill for those who've never broken sweat.

[Bogon]

^^ My wife says exactly the same thing once I've finished making my toastie.

Makes me tired just watching her clean it.

[Mendip]

The bread is too small. That's the big problem.

[David48atTD]

^^ My wife says exactly the same thing once I've finished making my toastie.

Makes me tired just watching her clean it.

You have to make your own Toasties?

I'm a bit lucky, the other half also likes them, usually does them in the frypan ... she makes them well.

[Mendip]

You have to make your own Toasties?

I have to do a lot of things meself mate... but I won't go there on a food thread.

[Bogon]

You have to make your own Toasties?

Afraid so because I normally chain her to the radiator in daylight hours.

She gets an hour release for yoga and porridge making.

[Mendip]

Friday night is my night out... I go down to my mate's house for a few hours for beer while the kids play in his garden.

Tonight it went on til 1:30am, but it is my only social life in Korat...

When we get home I usually treat my little girl to cheese toasties, but no cheese tonight...

So hotdogs it was! Tomato sauce for me, oh naturel for her...



They were so good, a second round in bed. Tomato sauce all round!

[Looper]

Grabbed some post-festive bargains at woolworths

[Cujo]

I don't think, technically speaking, opening boxes is considered 'cooking', blokes or otherwise.

[Dillinger]

Maybe there's some instant custard involved

[aging one]

Burger used ground round much nicer.

[qwerty]

^ Now that's a decent looking meal. Is that A1 sauce on the top bun?

[aging one]

smoky barbecue.

[Mendip]

I stayed in a house in a small village this weekend and we had no food in. Eventually I found some chicken nuggets in the freezer... my mate isn't very good in the kitchen so it was left for me to sort out...

Straight into the pan...



Cook until golden brown...



Chicken nuggets for the kids... chicken nugget sarnies for the adults! A meal for four from practically nothing.



Maybe even qualifies as a manwich?

[Bogon]

Just for reference Mendip. This should help you the next time you're trying to hit golden brown.

Straight from the Dulux colour chart.

[NamPikToot]

^^ i'm more worried what your mate is going to eat now you've cleaned him out. He'll be forced onto twigs, leaves and Pla Tu.

[Headworx]

Been using the griddle pan a bit lately, a great blokes cookery accessory