The Blokes' Cookery Thread

[Dillinger]

^good form

[Mendip]

I'm working 7 days a week in the office just now and look forward to the weekends as I make my own lunch, rather than eat the stuff they dish out on weekdays.

Norwegian food really is awful - strange for one of the wealthiest countries in the world...

Not a lot you can do with a microwave and a pair of scissors, but today, Swedish Meatballs. It wasn't great, but the best lunch of the week so far!



I will never complain about Isaan food again!

Can't help but compare it to the last lunch I had at home before leaving for work. The gardener made noodle soup, one of my favourites. I could murder that right now.

[bsnub]

^ that is one of the best food pics you have posted strangely.

[bsnub]

My bacon, smoked turkey, lettuce, and tomato from my garden on toasted sourdough.



Going into my gob with some canned veggie soup in the background....

[Little Chuchok]

A tip for any fellow homosexuals, I don me full-face motorbike helmet while doing this. Works a treat and cracks up the kid.

Michelin Star lady in Bangkok

[Dillinger]

that is one of the best food pics you have posted strangely.

Gotta agree with that. Time to swap your oven gloves for the gardeners

[Dillinger]

Going into my gob with some canned veggie soup in the background....

Nice. Dip it in son

[bsnub]

Nice. Dip it in son

I did. I should be asleep but watching the F1 qualy.

[bsnub]

A frozen pizza dressed up with veggies from my gardern and some salami.

[Dillinger]

^ that looks the nutz. I doubt you'd understand the intricacies of HP sauce but if you put that on a pizza and whack it in the microwave or oven, it transforms pizzas

[Bettyboo]

Far too many vegetables on this thread to be manly...

I like the faggots. Nice.

[David48atTD]

^^^ Looks great Snubbs

[bsnub]

Far too many vegetables on this thread to be manly...

They was going rotten.

I like the faggots. Nice.

I don't see buttplug in the pic...

[Chittychangchang]

ffs...

[Headworx]

^'The fuck are you doing???. That's no job for basic tools, an oxy-acetylene torch is what's needed.

[bsnub]

The fuck are you doing???

Drunk as a skunk I would bet.

[Headworx]

^In the workplace is understandable, but there's no laws or regulations when it comes to using gas-axes at home (drunk or otherwise) that I know of

[bsnub]

[aging one]

All that effort to get into a processed can of shit... Yank point of view anyway.

[cyrille]

All that effort to get into a processed can of shit... Yank point of view anyway.

Obviously not a home-grown yank though, since the US consumes more processed cans of shit per person than any other nation on this planet.


At last chitty confined his drunken idiocy mostly to the kitchen last night.

Every cloud...

[aging one]

since the US consumes more processed cans of shit per person than any other nation on this planet.

baked beans?

[nidhogg]

Obviously not a home-grown yank though, since the US consumes more processed cans of shit per person than any other nation on this planet.

https://www.mapsofworld.com/world-to...countries.html

[cyrille]

^^I see you got around the new 20 minute moderation delay when posting about baked beans.

[aging one]

I see you got around the new 20 minute moderation delay when posting about baked beans.

Huh? No idea what you are talking about. I copied your post and wrote baked beans.

[bsnub]

Obviously not a home-grown yank though, since the US consumes more processed cans of shit per person than any other nation on this planet.

Completely wrong. UK number two per capita. US number 6. So what were you saying again?

Top Ten Canned Food Consumer Countries

Sweden	33.4
UK	23.5
Portugal	23.2
France	22.3
Belgium	21.4
USA	21.2
New Zealand	16.5
Norway	16.4
Czech Republic	16.2
Australia	16

https://www.mapsofworld.com/world-to...countries.html