Looking very blokey and basic there npt...
This is what we want!
However, presentation does not have to be slapdash in the bloke kitchen.
Even if your blokey evening snack is humble you can still jazz it up with a bit of tomcat nouvelle cuisine style presentation.
Blokes food.....
And the spam and HP is top Crudites - middle finger to the vegans
Yea, spam is God.
Nev?
Hold on, The spam has been hacked at with a blunt weapon.....better check with mannam
^I could certainly use some manny advice to perfect the nouvelle cuisine spam cullinary feng shui
I will maybe go for some tapered trianglular spam wafers arranged in a fan around an HP sauce yin and yang symbol for my next session.
You may
Or just not give a fuck you manly foodie rebel gallah.
..... and fried spam is a goddess......
Having just moved house, I found myself in an apartment with no sharp knife and no scissors. Slicing a block of cheese with a dinner knife was a bloke disaster, as was opening a plastic bag of sugar with my teeth. Very messy.
Fixed now, but I still keep forgetting to buy mugs.
Not traditional bloke fare this but qualifies since avocados do famously resemble men's testicles.
This defo qualifies as bloke food in terms of being delicious and can be knocked up in less than 4 minutes.
Take 3 avos.
chuck them in a pot
Mash them up with a bit of garlic, onion, lime juice, lemon juice, black pepper, salsa and a bit of hot chilli sauce but not too much as we do not want to overpower the delicate avocados' taste.
Leave lots of chunks of unmashed avocado as the texture is part of the charm of one of gods superfoods
et viola. serve with potato chips. not corn chips.
^When's the book out?
It's simple Jack. But if you need schematics or piping and instrumentation diagrams just give me a buzz.
I think I can work around the trade secrets bit for you.
I'd be more than happy to help you out.. but it'll cost you a pie.
the fish
Just spread your avocado on toast and grind some black pepper over it and squeeze some lemon juice on it.
Better do two because one just makes you want more.
Pics to follow.
I would have spread the avocado mix over some tacos with some cheesy chilli
A fantastic man-meal when on the road in a business hotel if you cannot be arsed going out is to get a wheel of brie (or camembert but brie is better) and a bag of roasted salted peanuts. Take a slice of brie and and a few nuts and crunch them together. For some reason the combined taste is gorgeous. And fills you up fast as nuts are 50% fat (the good kind) and the cheese is packed with milk fat (and cream if you get brie rather than camembert).
1st home run for the cheesy beanz tonight.
33 year old Filipina.
Not only did the cheezy beanz weave their magic on Miss Mindanao but they must have given me spermatological superpowers since I managed to blow my man-beanz up this flippa 5 times in a row before collapsing in sweat-drenched defeat 10 minutes into round 6.
This blows my previous all time record of 4 with KLF in 2012 out of the water and that time I was assisted by a table spoon of top drawer Korean ginseng as an aphrodisiac.
My shrivelled testicles are like a tiny pair of raisins tonight and look like they belong on a squirrel.
Speechless
Class
Loops, really basking in the glow of a 20 min session - albeit with 6 intervals is one thing, but your fillpa is going to have marked your card with the wider community. Fair play though but sometimes more is less.
I had a night when i was younger and simultaneously ended up with a raw winky and a Mrs who decided that she wouldn't go near me if I made like a hoover again in her presence - 11 hours of trying to get the fella to cough using a whole range of means was not to be repeated again. I finally blew it in the hong nam with a heartfelt "yeeeessss" and promptly slept for 10 hours, took 2 weeks for the scabs to heal, fukin nighmare.
Maybe would be the best thing health wise if she did.
Today reminds me of my first visit to Don Mueang airport in 2004 to catch my first flight home after my first holiday in Thailand. I was seriously considering borrowing a wheelchair to get my self to the gate.
My hand is shaking as I try to lift a cup of coffee to my mouth despite not a drop of alcohol being consumed yesterday.
Go Looper! Go Looper!
K-pop won't be doing a hiking thread for a while then.
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