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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post

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    Sterling effort, but IMO these things are best left to Pro's who charge 105 Baht while we do the drinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Sterling effort, but IMO these things are best left to Pro's who charge 105 Baht while we do the drinking
    I hear you HW and my previous effort was better but its all like Curry to a Pisshead. I'll post up the finished produce next time but won't use the Chitty setting on the camera phone

    Sorry Chit
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    Looking very blokey and basic there npt...

    This is what we want!

    However, presentation does not have to be slapdash in the bloke kitchen.

    Even if your blokey evening snack is humble you can still jazz it up with a bit of tomcat nouvelle cuisine style presentation.

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    Blokes food.....

    And the spam and HP is top Crudites - middle finger to the vegans

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    Yea, spam is God.

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    Nev?

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    Hold on, The spam has been hacked at with a blunt weapon.....better check with mannam

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    ^I could certainly use some manny advice to perfect the nouvelle cuisine spam cullinary feng shui

    I will maybe go for some tapered trianglular spam wafers arranged in a fan around an HP sauce yin and yang symbol for my next session.

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    Or just not give a fuck you manly foodie rebel gallah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    Yea, spam is God.
    ..... and fried spam is a goddess......

    Having just moved house, I found myself in an apartment with no sharp knife and no scissors. Slicing a block of cheese with a dinner knife was a bloke disaster, as was opening a plastic bag of sugar with my teeth. Very messy.

    Fixed now, but I still keep forgetting to buy mugs.

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    Not traditional bloke fare this but qualifies since avocados do famously resemble men's testicles.

    This defo qualifies as bloke food in terms of being delicious and can be knocked up in less than 4 minutes.

    Take 3 avos.

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    chuck them in a pot

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    Mash them up with a bit of garlic, onion, lime juice, lemon juice, black pepper, salsa and a bit of hot chilli sauce but not too much as we do not want to overpower the delicate avocados' taste.

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    Leave lots of chunks of unmashed avocado as the texture is part of the charm of one of gods superfoods

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    et viola. serve with potato chips. not corn chips.

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    It's simple Jack. But if you need schematics or piping and instrumentation diagrams just give me a buzz.

    I think I can work around the trade secrets bit for you.



    I'd be more than happy to help you out.. but it'll cost you a pie.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Not traditional bloke fare this but qualifies since avocados do famously resemble men's testicles.

    This defo qualifies as bloke food in terms of being delicious and can be knocked up in less than 4 minutes.

    Take 3 avos.

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    chuck them in a pot

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    Mash them up with a bit of garlic, onion, lime juice, lemon juice, black pepper, salsa and a bit of hot chilli sauce but not too much as we do not want to overpower the delicate avocados' taste.

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    Leave lots of chunks of unmashed avocado as the texture is part of the charm of one of gods superfoods

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    et viola. serve with potato chips. not corn chips.

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    My testicles are not green and shiny.

    Those avacado look more like Margarita Pracatan’s ear rings.

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    Just spread your avocado on toast and grind some black pepper over it and squeeze some lemon juice on it.
    Better do two because one just makes you want more.
    Pics to follow.

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    I would have spread the avocado mix over some tacos with some cheesy chilli

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Just spread your avocado on toast and grind some black pepper over it and squeeze some lemon juice on it.
    Better do two because one just makes you want more.
    Pics to follow.
    I estimate 5 years til i get my first, Buddha willing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    I would have spread the avocado mix over some tacos with some cheesy chilli
    Umm...it looks like you don't know what a taco is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Umm...it looks like you don't know what a taco is.
    Tasty tacos with their origin in Terriblemolinos Espana , exquisite when donked in a cold cheesy baked beans sauce. Oh yes..

    One for the Tapas thread...

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    A fantastic man-meal when on the road in a business hotel if you cannot be arsed going out is to get a wheel of brie (or camembert but brie is better) and a bag of roasted salted peanuts. Take a slice of brie and and a few nuts and crunch them together. For some reason the combined taste is gorgeous. And fills you up fast as nuts are 50% fat (the good kind) and the cheese is packed with milk fat (and cream if you get brie rather than camembert).

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Many a chaste young lady has washed up on the reclined front passenger seat of Loops Jaaaaaaagggg, feet on the windscreen warmed by the evening sun only to find two minutes later she’s wondering where all the evenings promise went as the scoundrel suggests Cheesy Beans and a tryout on the worlds biggest couch
    1st home run for the cheesy beanz tonight.

    33 year old Filipina.

    Not only did the cheezy beanz weave their magic on Miss Mindanao but they must have given me spermatological superpowers since I managed to blow my man-beanz up this flippa 5 times in a row before collapsing in sweat-drenched defeat 10 minutes into round 6.

    This blows my previous all time record of 4 with KLF in 2012 out of the water and that time I was assisted by a table spoon of top drawer Korean ginseng as an aphrodisiac.

    My shrivelled testicles are like a tiny pair of raisins tonight and look like they belong on a squirrel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    33 year old Filipina. I managed to blow my man-beanz up this flippa 5 times in a row before collapsing in sweat-drenched defeat 10 minutes into round 6.This blows my previous all time record of 4 with KLF in 2012 out of the water and that time I was assisted by a table spoon of top drawer Korean ginseng as an aphrodisiac.
    Loops, really basking in the glow of a 20 min session - albeit with 6 intervals is one thing, but your fillpa is going to have marked your card with the wider community. Fair play though but sometimes more is less.

    I had a night when i was younger and simultaneously ended up with a raw winky and a Mrs who decided that she wouldn't go near me if I made like a hoover again in her presence - 11 hours of trying to get the fella to cough using a whole range of means was not to be repeated again. I finally blew it in the hong nam with a heartfelt "yeeeessss" and promptly slept for 10 hours, took 2 weeks for the scabs to heal, fukin nighmare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    a raw winky
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    the scabs to heal,
    You're doing somethoing wrong if you can't get the Mrs wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    but your fillpa is going to have marked your card with the wider community
    Maybe would be the best thing health wise if she did.

    Today reminds me of my first visit to Don Mueang airport in 2004 to catch my first flight home after my first holiday in Thailand. I was seriously considering borrowing a wheelchair to get my self to the gate.

    My hand is shaking as I try to lift a cup of coffee to my mouth despite not a drop of alcohol being consumed yesterday.

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    Go Looper! Go Looper!


    K-pop won't be doing a hiking thread for a while then.

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