Thread: Ticked off the list: every single item of fare on the Whetherspoons' menu

And just to put this puppy to bed.

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Originally Posted by somtamslap

But, but, but... How did you know?

Never fear advanced orders taken here.
Search results for: 'steak and kidney pudding'

Are these Hungry Horse pubs still up and running in the U.K?

Do they serve chicken fried steak, eggs, biscuits, sausage and gravy in Withersppons?

Yuk ^ what a pile of processed cak !

^^Standard fare for breakfast in Truck stops across the USA Nigl....

Originally Posted by ltnt

^^Standard fare for breakfast in Truck stops across the USA Nigl....

Any one of those plates would be a breakfast for me, and the main plate enough for two days.

Horrifying to see them all together.

Pretty much similar shite in the UK mate ,, fried bacon , processed sausage / black pudding / baked beans / fried bread etc .

Glad I have always taken sandwiches I have made ,, when I was on long distance work and was away from home all week I would take my lorry off the main road into any little town or village to seek out a nice little bakery that would knock me up a couple of nice wholemeal rolls with a tuna salad inside them .

Ofcourse the downside of that was the bakery,s also sold very nice cakes

chicken fried steak

That one we can do without, but ta muchly. We got enough crap to deal with.

biscuits, sausage and gravy

And that is po' mans food, for the po' man that cannot afford poor mans food. Next step is dumpster garbage.

Originally Posted by sabang

Next step is dumpster garbage.

Are you a certified dumpster diver sabang?

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

and to be fair to them they do a range of healthy option menus on there

Indeed they do nige. A whole section dedicated to items under 500 cals.

Originally Posted by ltnt

Originally Posted by sabang

Next step is dumpster garbage.

Are you a certified dumpster diver sabang?

They refused to certify me, but it wasn't through lack of trying.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

and to be fair to them they do a range of healthy option menus on there

Indeed they do nige. A whole section dedicated to items under 500 cals.

or you can add chips

Freshly made, served with chips (add 398 Cal) or ask for a salad instead (add 101 Cal).

Originally Posted by Bogon

Are these Hungry Horse pubs still up and running in the U.K?

That's the greatest subliminal con on the English-speaking world -
Just attach "family" to this and that - you've got a winner.

I wonder what Mathos and Flobo would make of the shite pub grub on offer on this thread, let alone their cat Thomas.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I wonder what Mathos and Flobo would make of the shite pub grub on offer on this thread

They may contemplate a stroll over the gently rolling hills, otherwise known as Slappers arse cheeks.

Which would be fine, as long as they don't try the sausage platter.

The onion rings iooked ok-

Just one question Slap, how many times after you've eaten in this fine establishment have you immediately made haste to Mr. Crapper?

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Indeed they do nige. A whole section dedicated to items under 500 cals.

We need some photos and the taste reviews pronto for the complete picture. Or do you come over all queer when offered a low cal mouthful?

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

and to be fair to them they do a range of healthy option menus on there

Indeed they do nige. A whole section dedicated to items under 500 cals.

If they have it in... I ordered the Superfood Salad from my local once and was told they don't stock the ingredients, because no-one ever orders it. So I then asked for the Pasta Pomodoro which came with half the ingredients missing or substituted (and soggy, claggy pasta)

You could fry up a couple of onions, garlic and can of tomatoes and boil up some pasta. For about 2 quid. In fifteen minutes.

My only takeaway let down is usually a kebab or a pizza. They advertise their takeaway pizzas for 15 swiss francs, but when you start going a bit gagga with seafood or four seasons the price rises rapidly. The last one was 24 francs. Good advertising for them, not so good for the peeps.

Whereas the kebab, chicken or the horrible standy uppy thing. 10 francs - now that is good. I eat the other half the next day.

Welcome to Switzerland - the land of milk and money. Where a pint of guiness will cost you 8 quid.

Originally Posted by patsycat

You could fry up a couple of onions, garlic and can of tomatoes and boil up some pasta. For about 2 quid

Originally Posted by patsycat

Welcome to Switzerland - the land of milk and money. Where a pint of guiness will cost you 8 quid.

I was going to ask if that was Swiss prices, Pats. In UK, you could do it for a quid