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    Don't poison the hound,they are selling dog in the local market now,kill it and make some cash.
    I would choose a bullet in the head may i suggest you purchase the item below.
    Good for 1000 yards with some practice.

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    Get one of those ultrasonic devices that only dogs can hear and deafen the filthy mutt.

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    Your problem is clearly that you don't have any dog yourself.
    No way that any of my dogs would allow another dog to sneak inside and shit on the grass.
    Fekk, they don't even shit on the grass themselves they shit on our driveway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mobs00 View Post
    Use a slingshot and shoot mothballs at it. They hate the smell and won't come around after a few hits.
    That's a good one,,,
    All dogs have 2 main problems,, a hole in each end, both cause trouble..!!

    Best remedy is a crushed pain tablet.. place the tablet on the dogs head & crush it with a large hammer...

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    Make you gate dog proof rather than poison the dog, you lazy fucker.

    Scared of a slight chance of your kid catching summat from dog shit but quite happy to put poison on your lawn, WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Good fences make good neighbours.
    Did the Russians come up with that one?

    no, the Israelis

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    it seems you have never seen the dog doing the dirty deed

    maybe it is your neighbour, not the dog?

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    thanks for the insight

    Hey guys,

    thanks for the input.
    It's quite interesting how everybody with a dog in his avatar or his nic is telling me that I'm the lazy fuck, who is not dogproofing his fence (enough) and everybody else is coming up with even more ingenious ways of getting rid of any yelping problem.



    Sadly none of it helped in deciding whether I should put up a sign 2 days before putting rat poison on my property or whether it's not necessary.

    As Dr. Andy points out, I have never caught that particular dog in the act, since I chase him off (my property) when I'm around. And - as I stated in my original post, only suspect that animal, but it might be somebody else's. That's why I figured the ratpoison is the fair solution, as it will get to the right one.

    Anyhow, not being a pet-hater, I will put some ugly plastic mesh on my nice steel gate (that was modified already twice to keep that vermin out) and make it blend perfectly into the beautiful neighborhood.

    Should the problem persist, we might have to re-open the tread.

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    Have no idea if thi8s works but have heard half a dozen or so plastic soft drink bottles filled with water scattered around the yard deters dogs from crap[ping in the yard.

    As I said, no idea if it works but costs nothing and may work

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    I think that's to deter birds, as they wont land in your garden as they don't know what the reflection is. Some people use the foil lids from milk bottles. Orange peel for cats.

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    Try sprinkling some heavy duty Chilli powder around your yard perimeter.
    Keep it up especially after rain.

    Not nice to poison a dog. If you did that to my dog I would be so upset that I would probably shoot you.

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    Had a change of heart,forget the gun hard to buy,you will have to wait until you see the hound doing the poo.Call it over when it close zap the fecker with a taser on the end of its nose.Can easily buy one of them in Thailand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong
    Not nice to poison a dog. If you did that to my dog I would be so upset that I would probably shoot you.
    That's all very well, but dogs shouldn't be allowed to have a Thai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davearn
    Have no idea if thi8s works but have heard half a dozen or so plastic soft drink bottles filled with water scattered around the yard deters dogs from crap[ping in the yard.
    It certainly works with foxes..might be worth an effort..

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    A777 . How pathetic ? Clever enough to make a child and then ask TD how to look after child . Plonkers vote for poor politicians and then say they don't like the outcomes .

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    Living on Samui about 8 years ago and some dopey fucker dumps two puppy's on my raised balcony, they were blasting diarrhea out of their arsehole by them bucketload which wernt nice.
    So I kept the little fuckers over night and in the morning I took them to a temple and after getting the ok from a safron worrior I left them there.
    Unfortunately as I walked away all of the other dogs decided that they did much care for their new interlopers and attackt the two puppies.
    Ah well at least I tried.

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    What a waste Sdigit, half chewed puppies make great kebabs.

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