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    Have you given any thought to leaving the smaller Thai cocks alone for a while and getting yourself a huge American red cock next?
    Maybe Stumpy could put you right? Maybe even with one without a great big blue vein running down it.
    Apparently they're not too fussy where they live or who they befriend , you can hold them in your arms and they love being handled and stroked.


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    Here ya go...

    What's the difference between Mendip and Mrs Dingle?

    Mendip's cock doesn't drive a bus!


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    I think you’ll get crushed in the banter stakes, Mendy. It’s like kicking a sleeping cock… or something like that.

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    Right...

    What's the difference between my bus and Mrs Mendip.

    My bus has has had fewer pa...

    No no

    What's the difference between Mendy and Mrs Hallelujah, Mendy has been over more pipe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    What's the difference between Mendip and Mrs Dingle?

    Mendip's cock doesn't drive a bus!
    Only Mendip's cock gets buried once in a while and eventually got stiffy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Maybe Stumpy could put you right?
    Keep me the hell out of your cock discussions.

    That said, Rhode Island Reds are pretty birds and can be mean as hell. Growing up we had some. We raised them to eat. We never raised chickens as pets or to lay eggs, way too much work. My Mom would say. "Please got get a chicken for dinner". I'd walk out, lop a head off one with a hatchet, hold it by its feet until done flapping and pluck it. Took about 10 minutes.

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    This wasn't as easy I'd expected.

    I tried to get a firm grip around the neck but it was impossible to keep the head still.

    Most of the medicine ended up on my arms, but the good news is that the chicken appears to be on the mend and was happily pecking away at food this morning.


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    I don’t think you’re supposed to be chocking that chicken.

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    ^ Second time this morning!

    And I hope you appreciate that I set you up for that comment.

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    I hope you washed your arms properly after spilling ‘medicine’ on them.

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    Geeeeezzzzuuus Mendy. What the heck are you doing medicating your chickens. Are they sick or do you keep them forever as pets. Lop off their heads and enjoy a nice meal on the grill. wellll.. all that considered.. You just dumped a bunch of meds in them. Guess its time for a major culling and start over. Chicks are cheap here and that can be both with feathers and down in Nana and Pattaya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    Geeeeezzzzuuus Mendy. What the heck are you doing medicating your chickens. Are they sick or do you keep them forever as pets. Lop off their heads and enjoy a nice meal on the grill. wellll.. all that considered.. You just dumped a bunch of meds in them. Guess its time for a major culling and start over. Chicks are cheap here and that can be both with feathers and down in Nana and Pattaya.
    Geese make for better pets. And their eggs are much tastier.
    The added plus, in time they make better watch animals than those mangy mutts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Geese make for better pets. And their eggs are much tastier.
    The added plus, in time they make better watch animals than those mangy mutts.
    I have a neighbor just around the corner who has 6 geese. Not sure the bred but they are definitely great watch your place birds. Every time I ride my bike by they start honking. And I agree, duck and goose eggs are much tastier.

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    ^^ Have you ever tried house-training a goose? Or taking one for a walk, for that matter?

    I admit that geese do have the edge when it comes to laying eggs, but dogs are cuddlier and I'll stick with my 'mangy mutts'



    This reminds me though, I see a couple of mongooses (mongeese?) almost every morning and every time they remind me of the ferrets I used to keep many years ago in the UK. One day if I stop keeping the chickens I may upgrade security and repurpose the chicken run into a big ferret run.

    Wonderful animals.

    And yes, duck eggs are great, but very high cholesterol. I haven't got an egg cup big enough for goose eggs.
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    My thai dog all those years ago, Toto, sat at my feet and not on the table.

    He snapped all moskitos without landing permission.

    Lovely dog he was

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    ^ You may have more aesthetically pleasing toes than I, Helge. Although I find that hard to believe.

    Please put a picture of Toto up, this thread is after all, an appreciation of street dogs past and present.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    You may have more aesthetically pleasing toes than I, Helge. Although I find that hard to believe.
    Hmm

    You might have read or learned in school why you brits have a fair amount of scandi blood in your veines.

    Not a question of some Vikings going Rapist.

    British female at that particular time actually liked men, who showered once in a while.

    Why would thai dogs be any different to british women ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Please put a picture of Toto up, this thread is after all, an appreciation of street dogs past and present.


    Toto certainly wasn't a street dog (except when I was in Denmark and he went looking for me)

    He was a real pal, who invited one of his friends and his mum to come live with him.

    My wife was so thrilled about that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post

    What's the difference between Mendy and Mrs Hallelujah, Mendy has been over more pipe
    Oh, you're gonna have a grand old time on that barge this summer with Mendy's foot fetish and you trying to barge your pipe up his bum!

    You're gonna need fucking counselling after that queeerfest, you two.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    You're gonna need fucking counselling after that queeerfest, you two.
    I know two guys and their wifes, who went on a one week Canal trip in Germany.

    Just the four of them. The last 3 days they didn't speak to each other and haven't since, as far as I know.



    Not enough room for more than one Ego on those barges

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    I know two guys and their wifes, who went on a one week Canal trip in Germany.

    Just the four of them. The last 3 days they didn't speak to each other and haven't since, as far as I know.



    Not enough room for more than one Ego on those barges
    They went on a swinging canal trip to Germany?!?!?!?

    They did well to get back with each other after all that time with a load of German weirdos and in one piece.

    Just look at our very own Euro-Snubby and the after effects that he suffered being relentlessly bummed in Frankfurt with his gimp mask on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Just look at our very own Euro-Snubby and the after effects that he suffered being relentlessly bummed in Frankfurt with his gimp mask on.
    No shit ?

    Never heard that

    My Splendid Cock-oip-22-jpg

    Each to his own, I guess

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    Mrs 25 y.o was chatting today from 100km away and showed me this cluck-cluck while tending to the chickens.




    I'm still not entirely sure if I'm looking at its head or its arse, but it's quite impressive either way.




    I mentioned that I bet all the chickens must love him, but was told that it's a girl chicken.


    Reckon Nelson would be up on top of that Mendo?

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    Are these rather trendy 1970's disco pants, that are put on to keep their legs beautiful, or are the chickens some kind of naturally endowed Come Dance With Me winners?


    I'm uneducated in many things, and I'm starting learn that chickens - unless deep fried or served in nugget form - are definitely one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    I'm still not entirely sure if I'm looking at its head or its arse, but it's quite impressive either way.
    You reckon you should mention more arses this week ?

    How root !


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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    You reckon you should mention more arses this week ?



    How did I fowl up this time?

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