Thread: My Splendid Cock

Originally Posted by malmomike77

reminds me i must dust off my backpacks, i've got heavy duty one and a sport backpack for when you need to be more agile.

Do you have a mirror on the end of your shoes too for those special moments when you're on an escalator and there's a bird in front in her little skirt?

He is not very tall, you know

^ I think you have him mixed up with CebuMao.

I heard Mike is a rather large mammal

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I heard Mike is a rather large mammal

High heels, would be my guess

How's the weather over there ?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Do you have a mirror on the end of your shoes too for those special moments when you're on an escalator and there's a bird in front in her little skirt?

fukin norvern minkies, you telling me you don't wear patent leather

Originally Posted by malmomike77

fukin norvern minkies, you telling me you don't wear patent leather

What? Like you lot do?

^ that aint patent leather

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ that aint patent leather

I could nae give a flying fuck.

It's the kind of leather I'd expect to see you southern pansies in mincing up to the Emirates.

the exam question you posed was how do you upskirt and in typical norvern you assumed mirrors, i then mention patent leather and you start posting up queer pics - i'll let you join your own dots what job do you do again?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

how do you upskirt

I can only bow to your superior expertise in this regard.

My splendid spatchcock.

And a not so splendid cock

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ As usual I had to Google a word from one of your posts that was new to me... with some trepidation.

I wasn't surprised. Have you no boundaries?


Spatchcocking

When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.

"Hey Tom, I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!"

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^^ What browser are you using?
No, I'd rather notknow

The algorithm has got old Bendy figured out!

I use the family friendly Firefox and to be honest this thread was going just fine until some deviant introduced the word 'spatchcocking'.

There are plenty of other definitions out there but I chose the cleanest to try and keep the thread on track.

For example:

spatchcock
the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina

"She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock."


spatchcock
reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula

"Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it."


There really are some weird people out there.

But anyway, to get this thread back on track, all of Blackie's new brood survived their first night so I opened up her hutch this morning. She'll probably take them out into the big wide world layer today. It's amazing when you think about it... in one day the chicks are at the same stage as a 10 year-old human.

Originally Posted by Mendip

There really are some weird people out there.

Yeah, I think it's only you.

Originally Posted by Mendip

to get this thread back on track

These days I seldom wake thinking of a splendid cock. However, I was awake in the early hours and the local roosters started their competing bids for world domination. Then it occurred to me that these Isan chickens all seem to have a 4 note call, like "cock ah dood el" without any long trailing "doo".
I haven't spent time pondering British cocks, do they actually have a 5 note call "cock a doodle doo"?

Originally Posted by Shutree

These days I seldom wake thinking of a splendid cock. However, I was awake in the early hours and the local roosters started their competing bids for world domination. Then it occurred to me that these Isan chickens all seem to have a 4 note call, like "cock ah dood el" without any long trailing "doo".
I haven't spent time pondering British cocks, do they actually have a 5 note call "cock a doodle doo"?

Isaan hens are similar to British hens in that they have a 5 note call.

"En ee cock ul doo"

Originally Posted by Shutree

I haven't spent time pondering British cocks, do they actually have a 5 note call "cock a doodle doo"?

you should fire up a 5 note call and dumbfound them, start off at 03.30

Originally Posted by Shutree

I haven't spent time pondering British cocks, do they actually have a 5 note call "cock a doodle doo"?

Thankfully I've spent no time pondering cocks of any Nationality. Thing's ain't got that bad... yet.

Nelson has a very distinctive high pitched crow, as have all of our jungle fowl cocks in the past. Tonight I may try and record him crowing and replying to the neighbour's cock which your run of the mill Thai cock, bred for fighting no doubt. They usually spend a while crowing to each other, I guess to establish their territories.

The proud new mum brought out her chicks this morning. If you look closely you can still see the egg teeth on the end of their beaks.



There's not much cuter than a new chick.

Originally Posted by pickel

Isaan hens are similar to British hens in that they have a 5 note call.

"En ee cock ul doo"

Originally Posted by Mendip

There's not much cuter than a new chick.

Very nice, thanks for sharing.

Just wondered how a bra would look on that hen

Wonder why ?

Holy Moly



Google is not always your friend

^ That's a bit weird, Helge.

Som23's clutch hatched overnight, well so far 3 out of 4, which ain't bad. The eggs have a '28' written on them, the date I put them under the hen. That means they incubated for 19-20 days, which is par for the course.



I'm especially pleased about this because Som23 has been sitting for nearly six weeks as none of her first clutch of eggs hatched so they were replaced by a second.



Nelson has most certainly dispelled earlier doubts about his virility. He has around 35 hens to keep fertlilised and seems to be doing admirably. He currently has eight young offspring spread across four mothers with another mum-to-be still sitting on eggs. Maybe I should rename him Boris?

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ That's a bit weird, Helge.

Im concerned you only think it’s a ‘bit’ weird!