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    I'm sure it's FAA certified "Super Sonic grade" Duck tape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    I'm sure it's FAA certified "Super Sonic grade" Duck tape.
    It seems to be covering the quack OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    I'm sure it's FAA certified "Super Sonic grade" Duck tape.
    Believe it or not, that stuff is referred to as 600mph tape in the US. It is actually designed for emergency aircraft repair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takeovers View Post
    he showed me his hand which was missing the first digit of his fingers.
    That's like the joke with a carpenter when asking him whether his job is dangerous, he waves his 2 hands with 3 fingers on each, telling I have been carpenter for 10 years and never had an accident...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klondyke View Post
    That's like the joke with a carpenter when asking him whether his job is dangerous, he waves his 2 hands with 3 fingers on each, telling I have been carpenter for 10 years and never had an accident...

    In my case this was a real story that actually happened. The joke was from a real carpenter with really short fingers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    Believe it or not, that stuff is referred to as 600mph tape in the US. It is actually designed for emergency aircraft repair.
    Yeah we call it speed tape in Aus, damn good shit but damn expensive.

    Its not a structural tape, is used to smooth over dents and cracks etc etc.... to streamline the area.

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    Got yours yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post

    Aluminium foil tape. Very useful. I used it on model cars.

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    And to seal leaking roofs in Thailand!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    I used it on model cars.
    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    seal leaking roofs

    Glad to see that nobody's used it to wrap up bodyparts for disposal.





    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    damn good shit
    Except possibly Fondles.

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    "Damn good shit" ?


    I think he repaired his bong after an overenthusiastic blowout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Glad to see that nobody's used it to wrap up bodyparts for disposal.







    Except possibly Fondles.
    Nah not for bodies..... didn't that moderator on Thaivisa.com do something like that with his missus ?

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    He went for the ol' Stuffed in a barrel in the basement while continuing to live upstairs bit o'craic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post

    I can assure you, a master degree in electronics does not help much. Neither does reading the manual. I have come to the conclusion that once you can operate the device it won't be long until you understand the manual.

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    ^ Hahhaha. "or a hammer"

    Fix it or fuck it.

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    If Carlsberg did eye tests....


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    Solid business model..

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    Bit of a giveaway..

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