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Alluah Akbar, forgot my car key inside.
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photoshop of the week
^^Yeah the guy would have to be ten times the size of the car for that picture to be real.
Only a complete moro...
...oh.
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How I imagine the inside of my gonads before a night out.
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VizTip: Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Thereby Saving Space...
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VizTip: Use The Metal Tongue Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving...
If non violent hands in front. Violent or potentially so hands in the back.
Its one of the questions the arresting officer is asked when you are booked in to the custody suite.
I know these things.
Orrens
Wife crashed the car again today.....
She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking can of beer !
Police said he can do what he likes in his own living room !
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But spot Cyrille directly SE of the circled chap, just below the woman's right buttock cheek.
^
Boon Mee will.
For no charge.
In fact he'd prolly pay for the privilege.
Fvck a dvck ! How could anyone be that neglectful or stupid ?
Went below for a beer?
They all survived that, incredibly enough.
Story is the Skipper went below for a piss and the 1st Mate was at the helm.
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