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    Albert Einstein didn't wear socks. Not sure why...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Albert Einstein didn't wear socks. Not sure why...
    because he had never cut his toenails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Not sure why...
    He floated above the ground, relativity or some such nonsense, hence he never needed socks, shoes or when at the beach, flip-flops.

    He also didn't throw bowls of porridge around, lumpy or not, due the the universe wide catastrophic consequences.

    Known to the most ignorant homo sapiens and some single cell Martians/inhabitants of the planet Oz .
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    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Try to think of something intelligent to say, Ohoh. This constant harping on about porridge became tedious long ago. I will then try to not put you on Ignore.

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    ^^At least it's not Ameristani porridge - he thinks that's a VERY clever word, and uses it in almost every post. Kind of like SNUB. who MUST use Trumpanzee in EVERY post.

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    What a cnut of a dog...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    I will then try to not put you on Ignore.
    Would I be bovverd, nah.

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    ^^ 555. Bastard dog...

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    Party on!


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    ^ Fvck me.
    My cousin can do that, but he's a thalidomide kid with no arms. She's awesome.

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    Seems to be not uncommon among those fine Russian lassies;



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    Quote Originally Posted by bobs your uncle View Post
    Thank you for the reds guys
    Wow just cleared 3 red stars. I feel like Jesus

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    ^OMG, some gay people can't spell.
    (neither can I, but that doesn't make me gay)

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    Haven't had a woman that could spread her her legs that wide in a long time.

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    ^try this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    ^try this one

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    Words to live by..
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    ^^, yeah, the All Blacks or the Spring Boks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post


    And sometimes I even unzip my fly

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