Albert Einstein didn't wear socks. Not sure why...
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Albert Einstein didn't wear socks. Not sure why...
because he had never cut his toenails. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
He floated above the ground, relativity or some such nonsense, hence he never needed socks, shoes or when at the beach, flip-flops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
He also didn't throw bowls of porridge around, lumpy or not, due the the universe wide catastrophic consequences.
Known to the most ignorant homo sapiens and some single cell Martians/inhabitants of the planet Oz .:)
Try to think of something intelligent to say, Ohoh. This constant harping on about porridge became tedious long ago. I will then try to not put you on Ignore.
^^At least it's not Ameristani porridge - he thinks that's a VERY clever word, and uses it in almost every post. Kind of like SNUB. who MUST use Trumpanzee in EVERY post.
What a cnut of a dog...
https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?a...id=29915&stc=1
Would I be bovverd, nah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
^^ 555. Bastard dog...
^ Fvck me.
My cousin can do that, but he's a thalidomide kid with no arms. She's awesome.
Seems to be not uncommon among those fine Russian lassies;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=73O9t7EKaBg
Wow just cleared 3 red stars. I feel like Jesus:)Quote:
Originally Posted by bobs your uncle
^OMG, some gay people can't spell.
(neither can I, but that doesn't make me gay) :)
Haven't had a woman that could spread her her legs that wide in a long time.
^try this one
https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?a...id=29979&stc=1
:smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
Words to live by..
https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?a...id=29996&stc=1
^^, yeah, the All Blacks or the Spring Boks.
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Originally Posted by Maanaam
And sometimes I even unzip my fly :)
This is a genuine ad from 1964
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/...X0AEbl2S-1.jpg