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    ^Wow, we are talking about a death and some of you want to talk about Aussie dicks. Rather immature and this kumes from a hillbilly. More of a TV or aj.com type of response. Oh well... :?

    What amazes me about Thai deaths is how quick they refer to the deceased as the 'body'. Clean the body. Wash the body. Burn the body.

    My luck, I will come back as me...

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    Another death to report - my business idea.

    RIP

    MPR...

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    DD, did they have a morlam sing afterwards?
    Should I die in Thailand, I want one of these with sexy college girls dancing in short skirts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
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    I reckon you were drunk and decided you needed to speak to a real man so searched for someone in Australia.

    Add you again? I never added you in the first place....don't take this the wrong way but I am more then happy not to talk with you...unless of course you have some stories to tell me about Marmite!
    :roll: WTF?

    I'm too tired to haggle with anybody just now. :?
    Ok, I'll try again.

    Why did you add me to your contact list on msn if you had no plan to talk to me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillbilly
    ^Wow, we are talking about a death and some of you want to talk about Aussie dicks. Rather immature and this kumes from a hillbilly. More of a TV or aj.com type of response. Oh well... :?
    And DD has never hijacked a serious conversation before? :roll:

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    Fabian, there werent that many gals that attended,3 or 4 i think, he was more your soi yodsak sort of guy, ie extremely short term relationships.

    Marmite, can't you get one of the bars to go into business with you? it would stand to benifit them aswell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    I reckon you were drunk and decided you needed to speak to a real man so searched for someone in Australia.

    Add you again? I never added you in the first place....don't take this the wrong way but I am more then happy not to talk with you...unless of course you have some stories to tell me about Marmite!
    :roll: WTF?

    I'm too tired to haggle with anybody just now. :?
    Ok, I'll try again.

    Why did you add me to your contact list on msn if you had no plan to talk to me?
    Ohhh fok it then..

    Normally I don't like to add strangers because I am lazy to delete and block them later.

    Now worries, you will not in my list so long.

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    Marmite, can't you get one of the bars to go into business with you? it would stand to benifit them aswell.
    It's too much effort, for too small a profit and too big a headache. 90% of the bar/pub owners are more useless than me, so I'm going to forget this one.

    Just as well I've got another hair-brained scheme up my sleeve....

    BTW, today was uneventful and shite. 'Er Outside asked if I would cook for her tonight, but I said no, and that's about it really, apart from the heel of my left foot hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    I reckon you were drunk and decided you needed to speak to a real man so searched for someone in Australia.

    Add you again? I never added you in the first place....don't take this the wrong way but I am more then happy not to talk with you...unless of course you have some stories to tell me about Marmite!
    :roll: WTF?

    I'm too tired to haggle with anybody just now. :?
    Ok, I'll try again.

    Why did you add me to your contact list on msn if you had no plan to talk to me?
    Ohhh fok it then..

    Normally I don't like to add strangers because I am lazy to delete and block them later.

    Now worries, you will not in my list so long.
    Yep, that really answered my question as to why you added me in the first place. Thanks for clearing that up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    It's too much effort, for too small a profit and too big a headache. 90% of the bar/pub owners are more useless than me, so I'm going to forget this one.
    Most of the beer bar owners are subsidizing their alcoholism. The only exception I met were two twenty something English blokes in Pattaya. And those two were just morons for wasting their prime earning years running a dumpy bar in Pattaya.

    Fabain,
    praying for money is great. unfortunately, you can't convert to Hinduism. That's why we don't annoy people like those dumbass Christians and Muslims. But if you marry an Indian girl and have a kid, we'll let you into the club as an honorary member.

    This thread is about my day, right? Worked, now drunk. Fucked the Chinese chick that works as a supervisor in our Delaware branch. Drove home, checking email, writing BS on this forum. Have a nice day.

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    Well, the old lady got her tourist visa to the states today.Other than the 3 months wait no problem. I personally haven't been home in about 5 years and that was when i went alone when my dad kicked the bucket.

    Anyway, the wife said she was in and out; in about 15 minutes at the Amerikan embassy. She thought this was normal for yanks, considering our sex life...

    Anyway, we want to go in X-mas time. damn the airline tickets are 'pang mak'!

    "pang mak' means foking expensive...

    plus since, I have been gone so long my drivers liscense has been killed. Now, I have to get an international thingy just to say i can drive in the country i grew up in. Damn!

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    I had an OK day today.

    I've just been raped by my massage lady, though. Bummer....

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    I had a boring day today and yesterday, tomorrow i am gonna go out and do something with my life, not sure what yet though

    was she gentle with you though marmite

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    I just got home, we went to celebrate that our projects (six sigma :P) have finished ppphhhheeewwwwww... no stress at the moment but we will have to manage a plan for next year.. that would be boring again.

    Tomorrow a foking korean guy who can't speak English will have a meeting with me interpreter please...


    GoW

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    was she gentle with you though marmite
    Yes.

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    Came in last night. Got banned from ajarn. Got pissed. (Yes I am back on the wallop.) Spoke for hours to MS. Wrote her daughter who hates me an email. Posted some shite somewhere. Cant remember really. Went to bed. Tonight I am playing taxi driver again.
    Its great fun actually. I refuse to take ppl if they dont say 'please'. You should see the look on their faces when I tell em to get out. :grin:

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    So you've just had a heart attack because of your crappy lifestyle, and now you're back on the fags & booze. Respectfully, you're a dick!

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    I am bionic now Marmers. Anyway I got bored driving so I came back to my apartment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    So you've just had a heart attack because of your crappy lifestyle, and now you're back on the fags & booze. Respectfully, you're a dick!
    Actually Marmers ol'stick I dont have a crappy lifestyle at all. Do remember that ppl have heart attacks all the time that aint down to lifestyle. Jackie Chan died of a heart attack and he was fit. I eat loads of vegetables and exersize regularly. I weigh in at 108 kilos and stand 6 foot. I havent drunk much beer in about 6 months now. Last night I had a few scotches with ice and water. I like Arnotts Sao biscuits with vegemite (vegemite is high in something that is really good for you) as opposed to that dreadful English one. People guess my age at around 37 and I will be 48 in two weeks time.

    So, with all due respect, dont make assumptions, you goose. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    Came in last night. Got banned from ajarn\
    You did? What happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
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    Came in last night. Got banned from ajarn\
    You did? What happened?
    I was training Unwell on civil communication and he wasnt listening properly. :P

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    Damn busy day..

    The suppervisor took a day off I had 3 meetings in a row and one more in the afternoon with a stupid Korean who can't even speak English and an interpreter who speaks Thai like shit!

    Man.. I know you come here to help us but if you can't make any good communication then fuck off!

    :x

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    blah blah blah

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    Bugger. Today has been so boring. I got up late coz I went to bed at 6am. Was busy getting banned and stuff. To give you an idea I couldnt even be bothered washing up. It just looked so boring.
    I was bored with my breakfast, bored with opening my mail, I even got bored driving the taxi and everyone was fokking boring today.

    I think that I will move my furniture around tomorrow. Nah, even that sounds boring.

    Boring, boring, boring.

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    Well its grand final day today and my team is in it so today will be bloody fantastic (if we win)

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