No! Not again.
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No! Not again.
It's the ultimate cliff-hanging conclusion..
If only you could do the soundtrack like the soaps Mr Pat.
You could have five minutes of music between every sentence and make it last for weeks,
What's an Amstrad e-mail machine?
Classic DJPat - want to not read it, but I am helpless and read it anyways. :D
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The soundtrack would be something like:
Westlife "my love"
Blue "All Rise"
etc etc etc all that shite they play in bars...................
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Originally Posted by Fabian
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Im actually enjoying this thread, your black mate has it sussed.
You sound like Scampy, but your a better writer. ;)
funny, more more!
New instalment almost ready.
I am sure that watching paint dry would be quicker than waiting for the next instalment :rolleyes:
Isn't this story a couple of years old? Saw it on TV years ago. Another cut and paste job?
do u actually read all of that crap ?? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
Patience chaps.
And what about run 3 of the beer-bar saga? :)
'All Rise' is my karaoke specialityQuote:
Originally Posted by DJ Pat
Unless I start a ficticious episde I can't carry that on...Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
done and dusted.
I thought Aor hired you for Friday nights in this docu-soap? :)
Hired me? Where? At Cantona's ficticious language school?
Now I'm all confused.
Did you also write the Forsyth Saga ?
Bruce or William's ?
Just found this thread. Oh what strange lives we live.
another installment?
Oh no, not another one....
Better get writing then.. time is tight mate!
time is tight? I only have the two hands and one is busy sometimes.
but, really, another installment? (you can't mean from me?)
I skipped half of that last one, you sounded pussy whipped by your wife, but then you sound worse as a doormat for some Pattaya Ho, I hope the ending is more than just two shakes and a squirt.
When is the next update?
pleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeeee dont!
The next instalment is the one where she discovers DJP has been telling all on the internet and pays her brother Somchai Bht 500 to ensure these accounts come to an abrupt end.
Good subject matter but maybe not the one I had in mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thormaturge
Pat are you back? Call me you twat if you are
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Originally Posted by Jarvis
Who you callin' a twat?
Got another story to add: My First trip to Pattaya, 2000.
Being written on my unconnected (to the net that is) PC at home.
Trouble is, I can't connect it anywhere. I'll have to think of a new installment of this story.
I'll re-read the first parts and see what could be worth writing.
wheres the next part , did you divorce and how much did she get ?
Enjoyed the story too - but there must be an ending? Or did I miss a page?
come on pat where is it ?
Hold yer horses lads it's coming.
what today? this week? christmas? come on stop tormenting, i thought the last one was good mate
Dusting off the quill and Basildon Bond writing pad as I speak.
today?
Soon I promise you I swear...