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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
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    Some funny things my wife did and her observations during her first month in the US
    looks like you got a nice monkey right out of the jungle, good luck with that

    How f***ing rude. That's his wife you are insulting.

    Please accept a virtual smack in the mouth from me

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    A Thai friend worked at a Chinese restraunt in a rural town in Devon. We went into the very local pub and sat at a table ordered our food and then started chatting away in Thai for the whole meal. Freaked locals right out it did.
    Aroy mai?

    Aroy maak

    An nee alai?

    Cottage pie

    Aroy mai

    Aroy aroy

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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi
    Some funny things my wife did and her observations during her first month in the US
    looks like you got a nice monkey right out of the jungle, good luck with that

    How f***ing rude. That's his wife you are insulting.

    Please accept a virtual smack in the mouth from me

    It was funny though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmperorTud View Post
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    The biggest thing that amazed my g/f on her first visit to London was that farang were doing manual work, like digging holes in the road, and sweeping etc amazes me too
    In London?

    I thought that's what we brought all the Caribbeans over for in the 50's?

    I think the W. Indians took over from the Irish, but now we have lots of E. Europeans. They are whiteish

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
    A Thai friend worked at a Chinese restraunt in a rural town in Devon. We went into the very local pub and sat at a table ordered our food and then started chatting away in Thai for the whole meal. Freaked locals right out it did.
    It is always amusing to freak out the locals.
    I took two black girls down with me to visit my bro, who was living in a small village near Hereford.
    We went to the pub and the locals were rather bemused. Half of them had never been out of the local area, never mind ever seeing a black person.
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    Half of them had never been out of the local area, never mind ever seeing a black person.
    How do you know - did they tell you this?

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    Thai girls who can speak German put me right off.

    I can't help assuming that they have been defacated on by a hairy German geezer.

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    First time in Aus my partner wanted to know why there were not any (read=many) cars on the road, perhaps it was sunday ?

    (nope it was a Tuesday afternoon)

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    ^what did you tell him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    ^what did you tell him?
    that not all of the world has macet like Jakarta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    First time in Aus my partner wanted to know why there were not any (read=many) cars on the road, perhaps it was sunday ?

    (nope it was a Tuesday afternoon)
    Imagine my wife to be when she first arrived in Australia and I drove her from Darwin to Kununurra camping in a swag on the side of the road.

    Where are the cars?

    Where are the people?

    Who owns this farm? My answer is "its the same cattle station as when you asked 50kms ago"
    News is what someone, somewhere is trying to suppress - everything else is just advertising.

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    First time I took my Taiwanese lady to UK, driving from the airport on M25 she screamed STOP STOP!
    I pulled onto the hard shoulder and asked WTF was that all about ?
    Shrieking with delight she pointed to a field and said "Cows!!"
    She had never seen one before !!!

    She was also curious to know who owned the rabbits scampering around the field next door !

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    First time my wife visited England, it was a beautiful, crisp Spring morning. My wife was amazed at the cloud of condensation coming out of her mouth as she was breathing.
    Later, in the park, she couldn't understand how there could be so many ducks and geese. I had to stop her from trying to catch one to take home and cook.
    Do not walk beside me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Just pretty much leave me the fuck alone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happyman
    First time I took my Taiwanese lady to UK, driving from the airport on M25 she screamed STOP STOP! I pulled onto the hard shoulder and asked WTF was that all about ? Shrieking with delight she pointed to a field and said "Cows!!" She had never seen one before !!!
    Had the same with sheep in Aus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    Half of them had never been out of the local area, never mind ever seeing a black person.
    How do you know - did they tell you this?

    do you need a link? We did a survey, sponsored by the local womens league, and of the 15 responders, 50% said they had not left the area ever.

    Fuk me Noddles, I did say my bro lived there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Happyman
    First time I took my Taiwanese lady to UK, driving from the airport on M25 she screamed STOP STOP! I pulled onto the hard shoulder and asked WTF was that all about ? Shrieking with delight she pointed to a field and said "Cows!!" She had never seen one before !!!
    Had the same with sheep in Aus.

    yep, same same in Scotland, sheep, cows and rabbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    and of the 15 responders, 50% said they had not left the area ever.
    That would be 7 1/2 people then?

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    72% of statistics are either incorrect or made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    do you need a link? We did a survey, sponsored by the local womens league, and of the 15 responders, 50% said they had not left the area ever.
    Yes, link please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    First time in Aus my partner wanted to know why there were not any (read=many) cars on the road, perhaps it was sunday ? (nope it was a Tuesday afternoon)
    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    ^what did you tell him?
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    that not all of the world has macet like Jakarta.
    So you don't deny your gay anymore?

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    First time out of Thailand, in Singapore, mine was amazed that the time was different and that the money wasn't baht or US dollars. One day is all it took, "want go home now preeze"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi
    Some funny things my wife did and her observations during her first month in the US
    looks like you got a nice monkey right out of the jungle, good luck with that
    Typical Butters....even in '08

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