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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    I just tried that for the first time on my Samsung and a porn movie started playing, WTF?!
    Try clearing your cache!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    most phones you can train to a verbal command to take a photo - I think the default is usually cheese
    Yeah, that's what I meant Baldrick, I do the verbal cheese thing quite often as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I was going to stay away from TD for a couple of days before I saw all this going on.
    You have a fan club, Mendy. We do want to know what is going on with the current TD repo leader.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    There was nothing dry about Tommy's humping of my leg and he has been reprimanded.
    does that mean you've moved from beta back to alpha, i hope you returned the favour and gave him a muzzle clamp during the process. you have to stamp on that shit pronto

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    ^ Yeah, Tommy won't be doing that again.

    Although to be honest it's nice to be missed... at least by the dogs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Yeah, that's what I meant Baldrick, I do the verbal cheese thing quite often as well.
    That doesn't explain the three towels...

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    ^ If you look carefully it's only two towels and one of those floor mat things.

    As many people have kindly pointed out my body type holds a lot of water. Two towels is pretty standard.

    Let's move on...

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    ^Must. Resist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    ^Must. Resist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    There was nothing dry about Tommy's humping of my leg and he has been reprimanded.
    Yeah I think the picture clearly shows his junk wasn't and he was enjoying a private moment with your leg. Duct tape as punishment would be my approach, keep his junk in place. Thankfully I only have females.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Two towels is pretty standard.
    For the clean up after 12 weeks offshore? Surprised it only took 2 towels to clean that mess. Unless that filipino stewardess discreetly released the pressure a few times.

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    I've read a lot of threads over the years, but this one is one of the best I've ever followed. Thanks Mendip!!!!!

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    ^
    He may be the ringmaster, but the lions have added to the tensions, along with the ooh and ahh moments, thus keeping the audience around the ring thoroughly entertained, for over 4 months.

    In the best possible tastes, as always.


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    What about a whip round and the Forum get you a pair of these for Christmas?

    Go with dem Jesus sandals nicely .


    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    Click the link for the image if it's not showing.

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    ^I'm sorry to say that from what we've seen of Mendip's sense of fashion and footwear, he's probably thinking of buying those socks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    he's probably thinking of buying those socks

    But only if they are Ł3.99 or less per pair.

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