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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Willy View Post
    More to the point, who da fuck took that photo????
    The gardener presumably....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    The gardener presumably....
    Thankfully it appears the Gardener didnt want to dry hump Mendys leg or sit on his lap after his return home.

    So Mendy. What projects do you have planned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    What projects do you have planned?
    Drain the pond?

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    He was by himself, set his phone up at just the right angle, hit the take-photo button, and with the reflexes of a cartoon Leopard with super powers leapt into the jacuzzi, poured a beer, then posed for the photo all before the shutter opened.

    And that, your Honour, is my clients defence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    the reflexes of a cartoon Leopard with super powers
    Mendy.


    Not Ant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    The gardener presumably....
    I am confused. Either that photo is out of timeline, or its a Bangkok photo.

    Which definately demands an answer to who took the photo.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    And that, your Honour, is my clients defence.
    We can also rule out the Philippine boat lady, as there was no mention of a jacuzzi on the boat.

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    And why is the water so dirty? And what's up with Mendy's black arm on the left? Did he pick up a disease or is that all that ape hair? There is a lot to be discussed in that pic plus we most deffo need a Red Dingle comment with a picture....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    I am confused. Either that photo is out of timeline, or its a Bangkok photo.
    By the colour of that minging bath water, it looks like his 10 dogs have been in there, together with the gardener wearing nothing but his wellies and crotchless new Christmas attire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    By the colour of that minging bath water, it looks like his 10 dogs have been in there

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    The industrial standard white towels are what gives it away, every Bangkok short-time hotel has them in their jacuzzi suites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    The industrial standard white towels are what gives it away,
    Nothing gets passed you!

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    ^Well there's 3 towels as well, which is always part of the returning Oilfield worker who's just done a few months offshore and may bring a few birds back package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    ^Well there's 3 towels as well, which is always part of the returning Oilfield worker who's just done a few months offshore and may bring a few birds back package.


    TD CSI does it again!

    I hope you deleted that photo from your phone before getting home Mendy. Classic n00b mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Willy View Post
    TD CSI does it again!
    Yes, Some outstanding work here. I was also thinking, after all that time offshore, the best he can pull together is a warm Leo????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    the best he can pull together is a warm Leo????
    It's more worrying IMHO that he never shows what he pulls on these passport runs. My guess is plenty of dick


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    My guess is plenty of dick
    Speaking of dick, are you drinking with your buddy Jack off? He is usually in the bag before noon on Sundays, and you seem well along your way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    why is the water so dirty? And what's up with Mendy's black arm on the left? Did he pick up a disease or is that all that ape hair? There is a lot to be discussed in that pic
    Also,
    Can anyone else see the resemblance with Ralf Rangnick now he's lost some timber
    Where are his glasses?
    Why is his watch not in the safe?
    What's in that jar he's reaching for?

    It all points, like that stump in the middle of the tub, to him being around someone he trusts, ie the gardener.



    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    are you drinking with your buddy Jack off? He is usually in the bag before noon on Sundays, and you seem well along your way
    I don't need to be drunk to make a kunt our of myself. In fact I'm not long awake, have just bathed...alone and am off Xmas shopping. Lovely although I'm gonna be mainly drinking a few steins at the German Market

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I don't need to be drunk to make a kunt our of myself.
    I guess that's true.

    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    am off Xmas shopping.
    Merry Xmas Dilly!

    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    lthough I'm gonna be mainly drinking a few steins at the German Market
    Prost!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    It all points, like that stump in the middle of the tub, to him being around someone he trusts, ie the gardener.
    Well Detective Inspector Dingle, this does opens up all sorts of new angles and perhaps some priors

    Mendip just out of interest, did you renew any passports in June of 2017 while accompanied by another male, gardner or otherwise, and by chance need to go to an Embassy in Pattaya? That whole Jaccuzi thing with 3 towels being needed rang a bell. *Warning, adult content in link*

    Humiliating moment Thai brothel is raided by cops who find a pair of randy tourists having a threesome with a hooker in a jacuzzi

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    Quote Originally Posted by reddog View Post
    Great thread Mandip, nice to see you arrived home save and sound.
    Thanks raddog!


    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    The gardener presumably....
    And here it starts...


    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    Thankfully it appears the Gardener didnt want to dry hump Mendys leg or sit on his lap after his return home.

    So Mendy. What projects do you have planned?
    There was nothing dry about Tommy's humping of my leg and he has been reprimanded.

    Numerous projects planned, but I just want to get my gorgeous daughter through her last couple of days of exams and on Wednesday I get serious.


    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    I am confused. Either that photo is out of timeline, or its a Bangkok photo.

    Which definitely demands an answer to who took the photo.....
    I adhere to a strict timeline on these threads Nid. See HW's post below.


    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    We can also rule out the Philippine boat lady, as there was no mention of a jacuzzi on the boat.
    We have a sauna on the boat but sadly no jacuzzi. I once worked on a Finnish icebreaker (it was either the Fennica or the Nordica, I can't remember which) that had a swimming pool. We weren't allowed to use it as there was no life guard on board. I kid you not. But anyway, there was no jacuzzi on my boat.


    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    And why is the water so dirty? And what's up with Mendy's black arm on the left? Did he pick up a disease or is that all that ape hair?
    The water was clean but with some added 'bath' stuff. My arm was in shadow. I think we already covered the macho hirsute body type versus the clean shaven 'metro' type in another thread. I ain't making any apologies for being a man.


    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    together with the gardener wearing nothing but his wellies and crotchless new Christmas attire.
    They are full crotched... do you think I'm some kind of freak?


    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Also,
    Can anyone else see the resemblance with Ralf Rangnick now he's lost some timber
    Where are his glasses?
    Why is his watch not in the safe?
    What's in that jar he's reaching for?

    Thanks mate, I'll take any compliments can I get these days. Which Premier manager do you resemble?

    Glasses... I take them off in the bath. I don't need any help with my sight in some situations... if you know what I mean.

    You wanna borrow them?

    I was testing my new watch underwater. Didn't get down to 100 metres but it preformed admirably... if you know what I mean!

    I don't know about the jar, can't remember. Cookies maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    That whole Jaccuzi thing with 3 towels being needed rang a bell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    He was by himself, set his phone up at just the right angle, hit the take-photo button, and with the reflexes of a cartoon Leopard with super powers leapt into the jacuzzi, poured a beer, then posed for the photo all before the shutter opened.

    And that, your Honour, is my clients defence.
    Finally. someone with some sense (despite your Ashes comments!)

    I mean, FFS guys, I try to round up a family work thread with a nice pic of me relaxing on my way home and all hell breaks loose. I was going to stay away from TD for a couple of days before I saw all this going on.

    My only issue is the obvious doubt you're casting on this scenario HW... deliberately maybe?

    These new Samsung camera phones have a timer you can set to whatever you want. No need to move like a 'cartoon leopard' ... just use the technology. You can also show your palm to the camera and it takes a pic a few seconds later.

    I wish I'd never posted it now!

    Let's move on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    You can also show your palm to the camera and it takes a pic a few seconds later.
    I just tried that for the first time on my Samsung and a porn movie started playing, WTF?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    These new Samsung camera phones have a timer you can set to whatever you want. No need to move like a 'cartoon leopard' ... just use the technology. You can also show your palm to the camera and it takes a pic a few seconds later.
    most phones you can train to a verbal command to take a photo - I think the default is usually cheese

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