He was by himself, set his phone up at just the right angle, hit the take-photo button, and with the reflexes of a cartoon Leopard with super powers leapt into the jacuzzi, poured a beer, then posed for the photo all before the shutter opened.
And that, your Honour, is my clients defence.
And why is the water so dirty? And what's up with Mendy's black arm on the left? Did he pick up a disease or is that all that ape hair? There is a lot to be discussed in that pic plus we most deffo need a Red Dingle comment with a picture....
The industrial standard white towels are what gives it away, every Bangkok short-time hotel has them in their jacuzzi suites.
^Well there's 3 towels as well, which is always part of the returning Oilfield worker who's just done a few months offshore and may bring a few birds back package.
Also,
Can anyone else see the resemblance with Ralf Rangnick now he's lost some timber
Where are his glasses?
Why is his watch not in the safe?
What's in that jar he's reaching for?
It all points, like that stump in the middle of the tub, to him being around someone he trusts, ie the gardener.
I don't need to be drunk to make a kunt our of myself. In fact I'm not long awake, have just bathed...alone and am off Xmas shopping. Lovely although I'm gonna be mainly drinking a few steins at the German Market
Well Detective Inspector Dingle, this does opens up all sorts of new angles and perhaps some priors
Mendip just out of interest, did you renew any passports in June of 2017 while accompanied by another male, gardner or otherwise, and by chance need to go to an Embassy in Pattaya? That whole Jaccuzi thing with 3 towels being needed rang a bell. *Warning, adult content in link*
Humiliating moment Thai brothel is raided by cops who find a pair of randy tourists having a threesome with a hooker in a jacuzzi
Thanks raddog!
And here it starts...
There was nothing dry about Tommy's humping of my leg and he has been reprimanded.
Numerous projects planned, but I just want to get my gorgeous daughter through her last couple of days of exams and on Wednesday I get serious.
I adhere to a strict timeline on these threads Nid. See HW's post below.
We have a sauna on the boat but sadly no jacuzzi. I once worked on a Finnish icebreaker (it was either the Fennica or the Nordica, I can't remember which) that had a swimming pool. We weren't allowed to use it as there was no life guard on board. I kid you not. But anyway, there was no jacuzzi on my boat.
The water was clean but with some added 'bath' stuff. My arm was in shadow. I think we already covered the macho hirsute body type versus the clean shaven 'metro' type in another thread. I ain't making any apologies for being a man.
They are full crotched... do you think I'm some kind of freak?
Thanks mate, I'll take any compliments can I get these days. Which Premier manager do you resemble?
Glasses... I take them off in the bath. I don't need any help with my sight in some situations... if you know what I mean.
You wanna borrow them?
I was testing my new watch underwater. Didn't get down to 100 metres but it preformed admirably... if you know what I mean!
I don't know about the jar, can't remember. Cookies maybe?
Finally. someone with some sense (despite your Ashes comments!)
I mean, FFS guys, I try to round up a family work thread with a nice pic of me relaxing on my way home and all hell breaks loose. I was going to stay away from TD for a couple of days before I saw all this going on.
My only issue is the obvious doubt you're casting on this scenario HW... deliberately maybe?
These new Samsung camera phones have a timer you can set to whatever you want. No need to move like a 'cartoon leopard' ... just use the technology. You can also show your palm to the camera and it takes a pic a few seconds later.
I wish I'd never posted it now!
Let's move on...
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