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    ^ What Nev said but remember to use Wanker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Bottom of a post left hand side under posters details box there is a "Quote selected text", to the right is a bigggggg star click on that and select approve / disapprove and always use Wanker in the response.

    Ignorant c u n t works well too.

    And usually fits any given situation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Bottom of a post left hand side under posters details box there is a "Quote selected text", to the right is a bigggggg star click on that and select approve / disapprove and always use Wanker in the response.
    There's no "star" on my screen.

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    Admin Nev will be along to aisle 4 shortly.

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    Can't remember for sure but you may have to a certain amount of posts before you can dish out repo.

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    Thanks. I thought it might be something like that, but it hasn't stopped me from making a complete dick of myself.

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    Here's one for you to keep.

    Teakdoor members as dogs-giphy-gif

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    You can't repo yer sen..just sayin

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    Terry57 'self isolates' in the outback.

    Last edited by Mendip; 04-04-2020 at 10:48 AM.

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    ^Is that a green pair of budgie smugglers under there?

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    ^ I had to raid the wife's underwear draw again... it was as close as I could get!

    To be honest Dan struggles with tight underwear as her tail gets in the way.

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    ^ Next time, have a rummage for some crutchless ones.


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    @mendip - another LOL from me! I liked the "handbag" detail!

    I was expecting something more firefighter-ish for Terry (a la YMCA), but this didn't disappoint!

    I also liked the tin foil hat & teletubbies. Speaking of which, that reminds me of the tin foil hat guy that we (BF & I) saw in Malaysia. I'll search through my archives.

    Cheers & thanks for the laughs!

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    Found it! Tin foil hatter out for a grocery run. Pic taken in Cameron Highlands, Malaysia in Dec 2019. The BF sent it to me recently bcos we were talking about conspiracy theorists.

    Teakdoor members as dogs-received_537728057142273-jpeg

    ^that guy was Caucasian, not Malaysian

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    ^ That looks like a Panama Hat under that tinfoil... I wonder if it's him. Sure he has a plantation up those highlands too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ Next time, have a rummage for some crutchless ones.

    That would just be weird!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    that German stereotype.
    You missed the towels on the chairs!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    in the outback.
    You need clouds of flies, an adoring, a toothless local and your daughter's kangaroo toy.

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    A normally well turned out PAG got a bit nervous and forgot to take his apron off before visiting Phuket immigration this week...



    And after a long wait in the queue... suspicions arose that his hair may be not altogether genuine!

    Last edited by Mendip; 05-04-2020 at 07:48 AM.

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    Dan is a star, always smiling. I recommend you make up a montage of her best character portrayals and frame them for posterity.

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    Make a limited number, after receiving an order and full bank received payment.

    Depending on the mounting, the large size posters central positioning and delivery, I'll take one.

    Your young CFO can advise you of her and Dans image fees, delivery and framing costs.

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    Would make a great TD calender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    A normally well turned out PAG got a bit nervous and forgot to take his apron off before visiting Phuket immigration this week...



    And after a long wait in the queue... suspicions arose that his hair may be not altogether genuine!

    Cheers for that Mendip, gave M'Sahib a chuckle also. No, the hair is 100% genuine (think you can see the roots in the photo below). Got the first touches of grey when I was 21, and completely white when I was thirty. On the Immigration photo that I posted, someone made a 'Bill Clinton' comment. Took me back to some years ago whilst working in Qatar, and the Palestinian secretary for the department also called me Bill Clinton.

    You and I do share some similarities, i.e. both oilfield and a compassion for animals (we have 4 dogs, 7 cats).

    Standby for a fish pie coming later today.


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    You're very welcome PAG!

    You have in fact been the most difficult to date. My daughter had to comb out my Santa Clause wig and then tie the hair back with elastic bands. Dan wasn't comfortable with this thing on her head and kept shaking it off... so I stuck it on with duct tape. That gave me the idea for the wig gag... sorry...

    The shoes have no grip and kept slipping on the table, so I had to duct tape them down as well to stop Dan sliding forward and lying down. That just didn't look right while waiting in an immigration queue.

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