Teakdoor members as dogs

[Mendip]

OhOh explains his theory to an enthusiastic audience!

[NamPikToot]

[aging one]

Fell out of my chair laughing so hard....

[nidhogg]

Oh my.

One of the very best to date.

[Barty]

OhOh explains his theory to an enthusiastic audience!

Mate, that is a classic!

How do you explain what it all means to your daughter?

[Mendip]

^ Thanks Barty! I was pleased with this one!

... and I hope no offense taken OhOh.

I try and sit down with my daughter first to explain the joke, and then we set it up. I kept her away from the KW and Marylin Monroe ones for obvious reasons, but then she saw the pictures on my phone anyway. She just said, 'so the monkey and Dan are doing the same as Vigo and Anna do' (the dogs who live out the back). I think sometimes I need to give an eight year-old kid more credit, although I want her to stay young and innocent for as long as possible of course.

Explaining conspiracy theories to her was a challenge... but she enjoyed making Dan's hat!

She has also become head of the continuity department... yes, this is getting out of hand - but I've a feeling we're gonna be cooped up at home for a while longer yet and it does pass the time. The pic I wanted to use for OhOh is below... but then I noticed the roll of foil on the ground, which I thought spoiled it slightly. The daughter got a good beating for letting that slip through!

[Headworx]

^Best so far! Could have been any number of people from the 911 was an inside job thread

[MarilynMonroe]

Cute and funny pics, Mendip. I'm more of a cat person, but these are cute pics.
What site do you link your pics from ?

[SKkin]

^ She will find those hairs. All Thai women do.

If the hair is the same colour, the crafty fukkers measure it against their own hair.

Does this explain the move to Malaysia?

^^ Mate, to be honest I've had a couple of Ya Dongs tonight and I just threw the offending lingerie over the wall. Problem solved.

[Mendip]

^ This morning I went outside the garden and collected the lingerie!

That Ya Dong is terrible stuff and made me lose all sense last night. In the cold light of morning I figured that it was easier to explain a few dog hairs on my wife's underwear than were she to find it over the garden wall. I'll sneak it through with the next wash!

[NamPikToot]

I figured that it was easier to explain a few dog hairs on my wife's underwear than were she to find it over the garden wall

You are approaching this the wrong way. You should confront your wife and ask her where the hairs came from and once things calm down you relax to prepared lunches and diners for the week ahead.

[Mendip]

Cute and funny pics, Mendip. I'm more of a cat person, but these are cute pics.
What site do you link your pics from ?

MM... I'm glad you weren't offended by yours... Dan likes to push the boundaries at times.

When I joined TD about a year ago I seem to remember there were many issues with posting pics before some website updates improved things. Because of that, I started to upload pics to TD albums and then post the pic from there by copying and pasting the BB code into the post. I'm sure this isn't the most efficient way but it works for me and I don't like change. On the down side I still can't post pics using my phone.

[SKkin]

I started to upload pics to TD albums and then post the pic from there by copying and pasting the BB code into the post. I'm sure this isn't the most efficient way but it works for me and I don't like change. On the down side I still can't post pics using my phone.

Same way I do it too and I finally figured out how to use that same method with my phone. Did my tin foil hat pic yesterday from my phone using my TD album.

[MarilynMonroe]

MM... I'm glad you weren't offended by yours... Dan likes to push the boundaries at times.

When I joined TD about a year ago I seem to remember there were many issues with posting pics before some website updates improved things. Because of that, I started to upload pics to TD albums and then post the pic from there by copying and pasting the BB code into the post. I'm sure this isn't the most efficient way but it works for me and I don't like change. On the down side I still can't post pics using my phone.

I didn't even see my pic ..haha... Must have missed that page.
Good idea about the TD albums, I didn't know about that way to do it. Hmm, so let me go back.. you better be nice. lol

[MarilynMonroe]

To be honest I only want to do one a day now, to keep me going for the next few weeks. But bollox to that, I can just do people twice now I'm in the groove.

This one I did without any help from my young daughter...



A seductive but very unkempt Marilyn Monroe accidentally confirms that she's a genuine blonde!

Haha, hiliarious. love the melons and the grey hair, although I'm now a mix of brown with blonde highlights. The look on the dog's face is precious! The heels.. I think I have a pair like that. Glad you didn't show the wife, she may divorce you.

[MarilynMonroe]

^ Thanks Barty! I was pleased with this one!

... and I hope no offense taken OhOh.

I try and sit down with my daughter first to explain the joke, and then we set it up. I kept her away from the KW and Marylin Monroe ones for obvious reasons, but then she saw the pictures on my phone anyway. She just said, 'so the monkey and Dan are doing the same as Vigo and Anna do' (the dogs who live out the back). I think sometimes I need to give an eight year-old kid more credit, although I want her to stay young and innocent for as long as possible of course.

Explaining conspiracy theories to her was a challenge... but she enjoyed making Dan's hat!

She has also become head of the continuity department... yes, this is getting out of hand - but I've a feeling we're gonna be cooped up at home for a while longer yet and it does pass the time. The pic I wanted to use for OhOh is below... but then I noticed the roll of foil on the ground, which I thought spoiled it slightly. The daughter got a good beating for letting that slip through!

Your dog is seriusly trained well to keep all these costumes on! Teletubbies..bahahahaha.

[Mendip]

^ Nah... she's just very placid and very old now... nearly 14.


Anyway...


Bogon denies that he's become a bit pedantic about finding the perfect 'golden brown' for his pies.

[Mendip]

OK... so I admit I have a problem.

I can't help feeling that I should be spending my time in isolation more constructively.... but I wake up thinking about the next scene for Dan, my hour in the gym is spent thinking about ideas for different posters, and when I go to bed I think about it again. It's taking over.

My big worry is that with time these will start to become offensive and let's be honest, there is a lot more time yet to go... My wife frequently tells me I become offensive with boredom and cheap whiskey... and I now have both in abundance!

I'm very aware of my newbie status, but after a couple of Ya Dongs it may happen, I may cross the line. Apologies in advance as I'm just gonna keep going.

I'm very excited about tomorrow's 'Terry57', and I just hate that I'm excited about it. After only two weeks!

And there could be months to go...

[Dragonfly]

keep up the good work

[nidhogg]

^ keep going mate, you are doing fine. Looking forward to terry tomorrow.

[OhOh]

I hope no offense taken OhOh.

You honour me with the, "entertain the youngsters", theme. At my age it's something I always endeavour to achieve.

Thank you, as many have said, this tread will be shared as an example of entertainment for us and a memory for your family.

"生活是我们创造的部分，部分是由我们选择的朋友创造的东西。

"Life is part of what we create, and part of what is created by our chosen friends."

(Chinese Proverb)


Your alternate is how I feel many times, Frustrated, but trying to think of another way to explain the topic being discussed to "TD's class clowns".

[Mendip]

HermantheGerman came round tonight to practice his stand-up routine.

He wanted to dispel that German stereotype.

[Sleeper]

Can someone please explain how I can give a "likee" or "smilee" on TD. I owe at least a dozen lol's to Mendip.

[NamPikToot]

Bottom of a post left hand side under posters details box there is a "Quote selected text", to the right is a bigggggg star click on that and select approve / disapprove and always use Wanker in the response.

[Neverna]

Can someone please explain how I can give a "likee" or "smilee" on TD. I owe at least a dozen lol's to Mendip.

There is no Like button here but you can give Repo (add to their 'Reputation'). Click on the star below the member's post.



Then click on: Add to Reputation