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    @mendip - another LOL from me! I liked the "handbag" detail!

    I was expecting something more firefighter-ish for Terry (a la YMCA), but this didn't disappoint!

    I also liked the tin foil hat & teletubbies. Speaking of which, that reminds me of the tin foil hat guy that we (BF & I) saw in Malaysia. I'll search through my archives.

    Cheers & thanks for the laughs!

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    Found it! Tin foil hatter out for a grocery run. Pic taken in Cameron Highlands, Malaysia in Dec 2019. The BF sent it to me recently bcos we were talking about conspiracy theorists.

    Teakdoor members as dogs-received_537728057142273-jpeg

    ^that guy was Caucasian, not Malaysian

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    ^ That looks like a Panama Hat under that tinfoil... I wonder if it's him. Sure he has a plantation up those highlands too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ Next time, have a rummage for some crutchless ones.

    That would just be weird!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    that German stereotype.
    You missed the towels on the chairs!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    in the outback.
    You need clouds of flies, an adoring, a toothless local and your daughter's kangaroo toy.

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    A normally well turned out PAG got a bit nervous and forgot to take his apron off before visiting Phuket immigration this week...



    And after a long wait in the queue... suspicions arose that his hair may be not altogether genuine!

    Last edited by Mendip; 05-04-2020 at 07:48 AM.

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    Dan is a star, always smiling. I recommend you make up a montage of her best character portrayals and frame them for posterity.

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    Make a limited number, after receiving an order and full bank received payment.

    Depending on the mounting, the large size posters central positioning and delivery, I'll take one.

    Your young CFO can advise you of her and Dans image fees, delivery and framing costs.

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    Would make a great TD calender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Would make a great TD calender.
    Haha . . . yes, it would

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    A normally well turned out PAG got a bit nervous and forgot to take his apron off before visiting Phuket immigration this week...



    And after a long wait in the queue... suspicions arose that his hair may be not altogether genuine!

    Cheers for that Mendip, gave M'Sahib a chuckle also. No, the hair is 100% genuine (think you can see the roots in the photo below). Got the first touches of grey when I was 21, and completely white when I was thirty. On the Immigration photo that I posted, someone made a 'Bill Clinton' comment. Took me back to some years ago whilst working in Qatar, and the Palestinian secretary for the department also called me Bill Clinton.

    You and I do share some similarities, i.e. both oilfield and a compassion for animals (we have 4 dogs, 7 cats).

    Standby for a fish pie coming later today.


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    You're very welcome PAG!

    You have in fact been the most difficult to date. My daughter had to comb out my Santa Clause wig and then tie the hair back with elastic bands. Dan wasn't comfortable with this thing on her head and kept shaking it off... so I stuck it on with duct tape. That gave me the idea for the wig gag... sorry...

    The shoes have no grip and kept slipping on the table, so I had to duct tape them down as well to stop Dan sliding forward and lying down. That just didn't look right while waiting in an immigration queue.

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    Jabir gets exasperated when his bakery can't understand the simplest instructions...




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    Simply brilliant

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    I'm impressed with your daughters chemistry homework (left hand sheet). An analysis of virus transmission rates in the moo ban, by age, sex .... ? .

    "Jabir" seems undecided.

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    You sure have compliant dogs, and patience which I guess is much of the art.

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    Guess who




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    ^ FFS...

    I'm talking to Dan, war declared!

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    Exodus 35:2

    Six days work shall be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a Sabbath of solemn rest, holy to the Lord. Whoever does any work on it shall be put to death.




    Praise the Lord! Today is his turn



    Great thread Mendip!

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    Well, actually it's Neverna thread. I met her once during the day at Soi Cowboy.
    She used to be a stunner

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    ^^ Ha ha... well found!

    A very young Dan with her brother and sister.

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    Mrs Ootai is disappointed to find her husband 'checking out' the raised beds in the veggie garden.


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    Dragonfly doesn't know what else he has to do to convince people that he's French...



    So he sits down and gives up trying.


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    Hahahaha . . . Dan is immediately more French than Butterfly . . . noted the white flags? Onions in place of garlic, striped t-shirt, Coquille Saint Jacques, beret and necktie - awesome

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