Mandaloopy does China

[Dillinger]

^ go back to the UK and get a proper job you nutter

[Mandaloopy]

Find me a UK school that will pay my tax,rent and private healthcare and I may consider it

[david44]

Is this a the best troll ever, mirrored photo so car on left in Stoke Sunderland or Croydon those hideous Soviet blocks the drab featureless pavements with barely a ladyboy , squid seller or ladder salesman to be seen.I claim you're locked in at St Cuthbert;s Academy for dummies and you're fed Mongol hotpot with microdots to keep you sane.&nbsp;<br><br>Go on deny it you great ger, show us some snaps of local stunners or a decent camel at least.

Of course it's also awfully wintry here may need a sheepish dip later

[Mandaloopy]

Presuming you have hacked into the class CCTV system as today I encountered a child who couldn't open a zip lock bag in the third grade 555

[david44]

..double dribble

[david44]

Man and boy I've loved the kipper
but has the kipper has no zipper
I delegate such chores to a nipper

Good luck brother Mandy
may your camel be randy

[Mandaloopy]

Next week my very much EAL speaking second graders will be studying the poetry of John Agard. I'm about ready to stand on one leg and wait for a half-caste piano to fall on my head and end it all

#literaryreference

[david44]

Excuse me
Standing on one leg
I'm half-caste

Explain yuself
Wha yu mean
When yu say half-caste
Yu mean when picasso
Mix red an green
Is a half-caste canvas?
Explain yuself
Wha u mean
When yu say half-caste
Yu mean when light an shadow
Mix in de sky
Is a half-caste weather??
Well in dat case
England weather
Nearly always half-caste
In fact some o dem cloud
Half-caste till dem overcast
So spiteful dem dont want de sun pass
Ah rass
Explain yuself
Wha yu mean
When yu say half-caste?
Yu mean tchaikovsky
Sit down at dah piano
An mix a black key
Wid a white key
Is a half-caste symphony?

Explain yuself
Wha yu mean
Ah listening to yu wid de keen
Half of mih ear
Ah looking at u wid de keen
Half of mih eye
And when I'm introduced to yu
I'm sure you'll understand
Why I offer yu half-a-hand
An when I sleep at night
I close half-a-eye
Consequently when I dream
I dream half-a-dream
An when moon begin to glow
I half-caste human being
Cast half-a-shadow
But yu come back tomorrow
Wid de whole of yu eye
An de whole of yu ear
And de whole of yu mind

An I will tell yu
De other half
Of my story

[Jack meoff]

Find me a UK school that will pay my tax,rent and private healthcare and I may consider it

I don't know your qualifications mate, but is that an option?

NHS
You have a house in the UK.
Tax just holding you back, 12,500 allowance from April next year.

It's the adventure you love. being in the UK is something you don't want but may need to build up the pension.

[Luigi]

couldn't open a zip lock bag

Was the bag encased in a 1 meter cube of ice?

[Luigi]

Nice sunrise this morning on the way to work

Also, -14 feels warm compared to -17- adjusting!

Does sound like a bit of an adventure for maybe one year.



Reckon it might get a bit old by the start of the second.

[tomcat]

Reckon it might get a bit old by the start of the second...

...day...

[Mandaloopy]

The cold has some advantages: Winter break extended by two weeks, all paid.

[tomcat]

...*cough*...and what's another?...

[Mandaloopy]

The cold shuts the kids up and makes them sleepy. Way less bratty/rowdy

[Mandaloopy]

Today was a bad day to leave my hat at home on the coffee table

I feel like my ears are about to fall off!

[SKkin]

^If it makes you feel any better, it's supposed to get to about -10 Celsius where I'm at tommorow night. Then some ice and snow the next day, when I have to get back on the road again.

I'm feeling a bit sick...

[Mandaloopy]

Nice windy day, so the AQI is only 128!

[cyrille]

Today was a bad day to leave my hat at home on the coffee table

It might be better that you didn't have it for that meeting with the headmaster, though.

[Mandaloopy]

Having to threaten to put my 30 days in to get a child seen by the school psychologist is not how I thought my day would pan out- I'm staying the the little scamp will hopefully get the support he clearly needs. Beer me, what an ordeal

[NamPikToot]

It's not, and all the heating plants are powered by coal, which just adds to the haze in further. Ironically enough in this cold weather my fridge couldn't hack the heat of my apartment and has given up the ghost.

Christ, i bet there's some sights walking around in underpants and vests isn't there?

[Mandaloopy]

There are women who you would describe as "large and in charge"- fierce!

[david44]

Do you mean 30 days notice to quit, that is not a good situation to get help for a kid.

Hang in there another month until the fun.

I never gamble but in your showe a Thai lotto ticket might be the final solution to the lung damage.

You could end up in a tropical paradise, with a lil brown gal for homework

Also dare you to sign up to TV or TC as Oolan Mars Debater our lil joke eh

[Mandaloopy]

^Really is not, but hope he gets the help now etc. Something I found out today is there is actually a public body that cares for children after school because parents are too busy/ can't be bothered/drunk. That really is pretty depressing, if the state didn't provide this it would be even worse

[tomcat]

if the state didn't provide this it would be even worse

...hmmm...wonder what worse would look like...